June Caption Contest! Win $25!

June Caption Contest! Win $25!

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Hello dear readers and commenters and lurkers and loyal Hasidim! It’s that time of the month again, the time when you have the very rare and wonderful opportunity to put a caption on an as-of-yet uncaptioned cartoon… and win a very valuable prize in the process! Yes, the winning caption, chosen by the same mysterious process as before, will win $25 REAL dollars again!

Please vote (click ‘like’) on the comment containing the caption you like most. We may or may not take your vote into account: that is part of the mystery. Exciting! Here, the cartoon… but first, let me thank all the entrants in last month’s caption contest. Thank you! You make this blog what it is.

Yes, yes, the cartoon:

A Hasidic woman on a therapy couch

58 Comments
  • yeshivaforum
    Posted at 02:41h, 08 June Reply

    Now that I know about everything that’s out there- the art, the food, the culture- I feel so trapped in my own life. Sometimes…sometimes I wish I never stepped foot on Avenue J.

  • Merle
    Posted at 07:07h, 08 June Reply

    So, I asked my husband, “if I become a man, will you still love me?”

  • Nitza
    Posted at 08:14h, 08 June Reply

    Chassidish OCD
    “So did you really leave the door open a crack?”

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 08:34h, 08 June Reply

    “My husband wants to leave the lights on, take off my nightgown, and touch my breasts. I worry it will shat for shedicam.”

  • Frimet Goldberger
    Posted at 08:36h, 08 June Reply

    Oh, wait, I forgot to sign in before submitting the above comment. I can use the $25.

  • Fig
    Posted at 08:46h, 08 June Reply

    I feel soo horny right now!! Just shaved……..my u know what! Some call it bi hoor. You can see It now as Im lying down. Wanna join?

  • Socrates
    Posted at 08:56h, 08 June Reply

    אן ארנטליכער גוי אבער וואס פארשטייט ער באמת

  • Socrates
    Posted at 08:58h, 08 June Reply

    thank you for the “babkeh”

  • Fig
    Posted at 09:01h, 08 June Reply

    I was always taught not to “sit” next to men!

  • joey
    Posted at 10:37h, 08 June Reply

    “Sometime I can’t help thinking… maybe things really aren’t baruch hashem?”

  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 10:43h, 08 June Reply

    “So those king-sized beds are for group therapy?”

  • joey
    Posted at 10:49h, 08 June Reply

    “Now that my head has touched your elbow, how long before we have sex?”

  • S.
    Posted at 10:56h, 08 June Reply

    “Other than that, we are wonderful.”

  • Chaim
    Posted at 11:23h, 08 June Reply

    Why does he have me on the couch?!?! They were right…..all psychotherapists are perverts.

  • cl
    Posted at 13:26h, 08 June Reply

    It’s been almost three years since we had our last child, and we only have 6. Meanwhile, my friend who was the first out of our age to marry is already at 10! I feel left out of society 🙁

  • Leonardo
    Posted at 13:54h, 08 June Reply

    “I just always have that fear that my hair might be showing through my Burberry shpitzel and people will find out that I have hair – mainly my husband.”

  • Samuel Katz
    Posted at 13:54h, 08 June Reply

    “So Dr. Freud, If I said Perek Shira and Chalom Chulomti can you still interpret my dreams?”
    “I’m pretty sure I don’t have Penis Envy, I fargin everyone. Wait, how do you say fargin in English?”
    “I think my subconscious is a goy, is yours a yid?”
    “I know you have degree from Harvard Medical, but do you have a Daas Torah?”
    “Should I prepare neigal vasser?”

  • HH
    Posted at 14:27h, 08 June Reply

    He said I should lie to the therapist.

  • NewAge H
    Posted at 14:48h, 08 June Reply

    “My husband went meshuganah, he asked me to put it in my mouth. I think he needs to be institutionalized”

  • Shpitzle
    Posted at 16:02h, 08 June Reply

    “I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I just don’t feel oppressed.”

  • Shpitzle
    Posted at 16:07h, 08 June Reply

    “So anyway, I just came in to say that we love our husbands and we rock the sack (magna cum laude, baby!) and we really love to shave our heads!”

  • Socrates
    Posted at 16:34h, 08 June Reply

    mr. freud: we tend to blame our “shvigers” not our mothers

  • CW
    Posted at 19:34h, 08 June Reply

    “Uh, are you a psychologist or a psychiatrist? What’s the difference anyway?”
    “So can you know what I’m thinking now?”
    “Before we start, you do accept food-stamps, right?”
    “This position has become boreding after 10 years, but my husband insists that this is the only one halachacally OK.”

  • Seth
    Posted at 23:23h, 08 June Reply

    “there are some things a woman knows intuitively….he curls his peyos more, and in front of the mirror for example…”

  • Socrates
    Posted at 22:11h, 09 June Reply

    so I really don’t know if changing to a “aroopgebindene-sheitel” will make me happy…?!

  • Jason
    Posted at 00:59h, 10 June Reply

    “…and if that wasn’t enough, now my daughter’s making cartoons about us too! And she puts them on the internet! Why is she doing this to me?”

  • J. (the other one)
    Posted at 15:43h, 10 June Reply

    “So what do you think these dreams about keegel are telling me?”

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 21:35h, 10 June Reply

    “It

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 21:55h, 10 June Reply

    I fear i”m having these crazy thoughts like my OTD sister had when she “went crazy”

  • Gene
    Posted at 23:26h, 10 June Reply

    Is it really true what the goishe car service driver said? I’m not the only Chasiddishe who sees a Psychiatrist?

  • Gene
    Posted at 23:27h, 10 June Reply

    I don’t know what has gotten into my husband. Lately he insists on using a filter.

  • J.
    Posted at 04:52h, 11 June Reply

    Is that ‘id’ with a yud?

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 06:02h, 11 June Reply

    Why did you let the artist in, I prefer doing what we normally do.

  • Deb Tambor
    Posted at 10:23h, 11 June Reply

    “Can I tell you a secret?” The only reason I still see you is because I love to talk to guys. You are the only male other than my husband I’m allowed to talk to. Please don’t tell anyone.

  • Deb Tambor
    Posted at 10:30h, 11 June Reply

    “Why would you say he sexually abuses me? He’s just trying to be nice to me!” He lets me take a nap during mu lunch break because I work hard.

  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 10:31h, 11 June Reply

    “And the very next day Mindi strolls out with her Yellow canopied Bugaboo, rendering my sand canopy worthless!”

  • Hadas
    Posted at 11:19h, 11 June Reply

    Ereb Pes complex? What kehileh is that?
    Electric complex?

  • BHB
    Posted at 16:11h, 11 June Reply

    If you don’t want me to look at you why not just put up a mechitza?

  • JK
    Posted at 16:44h, 11 June Reply

    “Didn’t have much of a career really, but this, THIS is an (unwavering) ‘position’ I’ve frequently held since I got married.”

  • SB
    Posted at 19:34h, 11 June Reply

    Herr Doktor, when was the last time you cleaned this couch?!

  • Hadas
    Posted at 02:04h, 12 June Reply

    Duktur Fraynd, any relation to the Fraynd family on Keap Street?

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 06:02h, 12 June Reply

    He really doesn’t understand anything about us, what a waste of money.

  • Shulem
    Posted at 07:03h, 12 June Reply

    Wait, let me get this straight. You took off your panties, handed them to the rabbi and then he took out a magnifying glass?

  • zee
    Posted at 16:02h, 12 June Reply

    Surale’s potato kigel is always better than my potato kigel. I’ll never amount to anything!

  • zee
    Posted at 16:04h, 12 June Reply

    My son is a tchatchke, but my daughter nebech is a shiksa.

  • odom hasheni
    Posted at 22:54h, 12 June Reply

    Doktor will it hurt?

  • Moishe Yoina
    Posted at 03:48h, 13 June Reply

    I’m telling you Mr. Fertility Counselor, launching a babysitting service would be great for business!

  • Moishe Yoina
    Posted at 04:34h, 13 June Reply

    Finally, a goyishe therapist – him at least I can masser if he makes me suck his c**k.

  • Orlo
    Posted at 00:54h, 17 June Reply

    so the good news and the bad news is I’m pregnant again.

  • Rikki
    Posted at 20:20h, 17 June Reply

    I have been spotting for 3 months straight I can’t take it anymore..!

  • HoeznT
    Posted at 22:59h, 19 June Reply

    Fritlech or wafer cake, that is the question.
    Talk about existential angst!

  • Prag
    Posted at 05:06h, 21 June Reply

    For a moment there I though of going over to my neighbour for that kugel recipe, then I remembered that have internet at home.
    How can I ever forgive myself?

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 12:23h, 21 June Reply

    (thinks) Oy gevald… maybe my sister was right and my tichel is too `rashig` (attractive), and maybe i should not have worn this tight t-shirt…i`m afraid the doctor is into me now…

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 12:26h, 21 June Reply

    I 4got to sign in 4 the above comment, but i`ve wanted to support ur amazing work for a long time (but haven`t gotten any $) so in case i win, plz take the 25$ 4 ur blog expenses…

  • June Caption Contest Winner! - Oy Vey Cartoons >> Oy Vey Cartoons
    Posted at 22:56h, 24 June Reply

    […] The June Caption Contest got some incredibly interesting, insightful and funny submissions. The contest cartoon was of a Chasidic woman lying on the Freudian therapy bed and a very unreligious looking, goateed doctor listening to her lamant. I always enjoy drawing the contest and wondering where the readers will take it. All over the place, is the answer. You guys rock! Thank you for all your contributions. It was so fun! Ideally, every one who contributed should win $25, but ideally everyone should also contribute $25 for the blog site maintenance, so we’re kind of even. […]

  • June Caption Contest Winner! - Oy Vey Cartoons >> Oy Vey Cartoons
    Posted at 22:56h, 24 June Reply

    […] The June Caption Contest got some incredibly interesting, insightful and funny submissions. The contest cartoon was of a Chasidic woman lying on the Freudian therapy bed and a very unreligious looking, goateed doctor listening to her lamant. I always enjoy drawing the contest and wondering where the readers will take it. All over the place, is the answer. You guys rock! Thank you for all your contributions. It was so fun! Ideally, every one who contributed should win $25, but ideally everyone should also contribute $25 for the blog site maintenance, so we’re kind of even. […]

  • June Caption Contest Winner! - Oy Vey Cartoons >> Oy Vey Cartoons
    Posted at 22:56h, 24 June Reply

    […] The June Caption Contest got some incredibly interesting, insightful and funny submissions. The contest cartoon was of a Chasidic woman lying on the Freudian therapy bed and a very unreligious looking, goateed doctor listening to her lamant. I always enjoy drawing the contest and wondering where the readers will take it. All over the place, is the answer. You guys rock! Thank you for all your contributions. It was so fun! Ideally, every one who contributed should win $25, but ideally everyone should also contribute $25 for the blog site maintenance, so we’re kind of even. […]

  • June Caption Contest Winner! - Oy Vey Cartoons >> Oy Vey Cartoons
    Posted at 22:56h, 24 June Reply

    […] The June Caption Contest got some incredibly interesting, insightful and funny submissions. The contest cartoon was of a Chasidic woman lying on the Freudian therapy bed and a very unreligious looking, goateed doctor listening to her lamant. I always enjoy drawing the contest and wondering where the readers will take it. All over the place, is the answer. You guys rock! Thank you for all your contributions. It was so fun! Ideally, every one who contributed should win $25, but ideally everyone should also contribute $25 for the blog site maintenance, so we’re kind of even. […]

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