July Caption Contest! Win $25!

July Caption Contest! Win $25!

A Hasidic superman flying over the crowd

July Caption Contest

I have no clue what’s happening in this cartoon, as I trusted your creativity and wit to make something of it. Clearly something is happening. Please, contribute something original and funny or insightful or angry. Get silly. Humor me. Get rich. Humor yourself by winning $25 USD!

Please remember to make your submission with your name and email address. The email address won’t show but we’ll use it to send you the money when you win. Which you will.

PS touch on an insightful topic and I’ll try to do a writeup with the final cartoon. As a matter of fact, I can do a writeup on a not-insightful topic too. I do it all the time!

  • tzali fortgang
    Posted at 22:31h, 02 July Reply

    The flying spaghetti Rabbi

  • Samuel Katz
    Posted at 22:38h, 02 July Reply

    “Nu, nebech, he is a baal Teshuva”
    “He can’t be Moshiach, he has a litvishe jacket/chassideshe peyos”
    “How do you say ‘kafkaesque’ in Yiddish?”
    אנשטאט די זיידעס זאלן אראפ קימען, בין איך ארויף געגאנגען

  • S.
    Posted at 23:17h, 02 July Reply

    “That’s an easy one! Chagall! Do Picasso next.”

  • HH
    Posted at 23:19h, 02 July Reply

    געפלויגן פון ישיבה

  • cl
    Posted at 23:24h, 02 July Reply

    טאנצט פאר שמחה

  • Sheindel Sura Miriam
    Posted at 23:36h, 02 July Reply

    Gefloigen kein boiberick..

  • Sheindel Sura Miriam
    Posted at 23:41h, 02 July Reply

    fleet in dee hoyacha himlen..

  • Sheindel Sura Miriam
    Posted at 23:43h, 02 July Reply

    The Rebbe asked me to jump. I asked “how high?”

  • Zackary Sholem Berger
    Posted at 23:51h, 02 July Reply

    Phew! That was SOME cholent!

  • Henny
    Posted at 23:54h, 02 July Reply

    The Rebbe is dead! Now we build the idol??

  • Groynem Ox
    Posted at 00:04h, 03 July Reply

    די נייע פלי רעקל פון דזי ענד דזי

  • thinking
    Posted at 00:05h, 03 July Reply

    And all this time you had me believe you were the One and Only All-powerful one… you’ve fooled us all for so long…

  • HH
    Posted at 00:32h, 03 July Reply

    מ’ווייזט אים די ציץ

  • HH
    Posted at 00:32h, 03 July Reply

    ער טוט זיך אן א מעשה

  • Yossi Dee
    Posted at 00:35h, 03 July Reply

    I’ll take the morbid spin:
    “קיק, יענקעלע איז נעבעך משיגע געווארן. ער האט געכאפט א נערווען בראך אין אראפ געטאנצען פין דאך.
    (The truth is, he was molested for years but was affraid to tell anyone out of fear of being judged by his parants or ostricized by the school principle!)

  • Shragi
    Posted at 01:26h, 03 July Reply

    Nebech he was always a little crazy

  • Socrates
    Posted at 07:10h, 03 July Reply

    Oy -he is not wearing a hat anymore?!

  • Socrates
    Posted at 07:15h, 03 July Reply

    New advertising campaign for breslov: come fly with us…

  • Socrates
    Posted at 07:20h, 03 July Reply

    Finally everyone is looking up to me!

  • Socrates
    Posted at 07:35h, 03 July Reply

    I wonder why my cartoonist had put me up there? Its very high and i’m scared

  • Parshendusu
    Posted at 07:48h, 03 July Reply

    Yankel… lets wait if anyone else is coming behind him.. i wonder if he was alone on the roof.

  • Parshendusu
    Posted at 08:08h, 03 July Reply

    Nebech.. i know his father, he is such a chushever yingerman

  • zalmi
    Posted at 08:37h, 03 July Reply

    Geb ah kick. S’is gutt fin himmel

  • Lolly
    Posted at 08:45h, 03 July Reply

    No, I know first hand he wasn’t a faygele. (I tried groping him back in yeshiva days.)
    He didnt jump!!! He smoked a cigarette, leaned forward, and fell off.

  • C.
    Posted at 09:17h, 03 July Reply

    “Tuchess Oifenn Tisch!!!!!”

  • Frimet Goldberger
    Posted at 09:28h, 03 July Reply

    Chasidim’s Got Talent. (Judges–open for suggestions)

  • Yoelish Steniberg
    Posted at 10:29h, 03 July Reply

    Rav Wosner:

  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 10:32h, 03 July Reply

    “איז ער אן אונזעריגער?”

  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 10:34h, 03 July Reply
  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 10:38h, 03 July Reply
  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 10:42h, 03 July Reply

    “Promoting ‘Hasidic Manifest Destiny!'”

  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 10:46h, 03 July Reply

    To explain the above: See Wikipedia on Menifest Destiny:
    Historian William E. Weeks has noted that three key themes were usually touched upon by advocates of Manifest Destiny:
    1.the virtue of the American people and their institutions;
    2.the mission to spread these institutions, thereby redeeming and remaking the world in the image of the U.S.; and
    3.the destiny under God to do this work
    And see the painting by 19th century artist John Gast: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:American_progress.JPG

  • Chaim
    Posted at 11:43h, 03 July Reply

    “יויש, כ’האב געמיינט אז ער גייט קומען מיט אן אייזל!”

  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 11:48h, 03 July Reply
  • Yoelish Steinberg
    Posted at 11:51h, 03 July Reply

    “I repeat, “Gravity is just a scientific theory!'”

  • Baal Devarim
    Posted at 12:51h, 03 July Reply

    “Did you know R’ Shipermann uses to be one of the BIGGEST heroes by the Goyim before he became Jewish? They used to call him a Super Man. Now of course they don’t talk about him anymore!!”

  • JSGM
    Posted at 13:39h, 03 July Reply

    I TOLD you Hogvartz wasn’t a Yeshiva named after a village in Hungary!

  • HH
    Posted at 15:28h, 03 July Reply

    Is Superman Jewish?

  • HH
    Posted at 15:29h, 03 July Reply

    Oh, BD beat me.

  • Velvel
    Posted at 16:35h, 03 July Reply

    באקאנט די מעשה דער בעש”ט מיט די תלמידים זענען אנגעקומען צו א וואסער האט ער געהייסן די חברייא צומאכן די אויגן און מצייר זיין דעם שם יהוה והנה זיי זענען צוזאמען אריבערגעפלויגן. ווען מ’איז דבוק אינעם אחד יחיד ומיוחד קען קיין בייז נישט געשען האט דער בעש”ט ערקלערט.
    נו דער פרומער בחורל האט אינזין געהאט שם הויה ער’ט אבער בטעות געפנט איין אויג און געזען אן אשה.

  • Shmiel Green
    Posted at 18:18h, 03 July Reply

    אבג די רבי פליעט אין הימעל

  • NewAge H
    Posted at 19:50h, 03 July Reply

    Moshe Poppins!

  • gedalya
    Posted at 19:51h, 03 July Reply

    “Oh vay..another one is leaving!? who is staying?…”

  • gedalya
    Posted at 19:53h, 03 July Reply

    “Oh vey..another one is leaving!? who IS staying?…”

  • Seth
    Posted at 20:54h, 03 July Reply

    דאס הייסט “high as a kite” ?

  • YOEL
    Posted at 21:46h, 03 July Reply

    “It’s not what you think; it’s a libel”
    In our world, reality has no place. for if it would, the days of keeping everyone in the box are numbered. If we can’t face it, it hasn’t happened!

  • Prag
    Posted at 11:17h, 04 July Reply

    Oh look, the flying Nun has made teshuva!

  • Seth
    Posted at 11:27h, 04 July Reply

    Like Elijah on mount Carmel who asked G-d to reveal himself – let us test the theory of Intelligent falling. And then the people did cry “He falls, he falls. The Lord

  • JSGM
    Posted at 11:41h, 04 July Reply

    “25 dollars, to work, think, write, what does she think we are? Goyim? I could get 25 on the black market in ten seconds in a thousand ways!

  • JSGM
    Posted at 11:44h, 04 July Reply

    “25 dollars, to work, think, write, who does she think we are? Goyim? I could get 25 on the black market in ten seconds in a thousand ways!…she probably expects me to pay taxes.”

  • avakesh
    Posted at 14:55h, 04 July Reply

    The Ascension of Shlomo Zalman.

  • Richard Cooper
    Posted at 15:37h, 04 July Reply

    איז עס כישוף, אדער מעדזשיק? י

  • Feiga Leah Shenkanowitzer
    Posted at 08:12h, 06 July Reply

    Yoy, a tatteh fleet..
    (this caption is brought to you by my daughter, Chana Tzirel*)

  • Seth
    Posted at 20:14h, 06 July Reply

    וכלי הקדש: זה הארון והציץ. שהיה בלעם עמהם ומפריח מלכי מדין בכשפים, והוא עצמו פורח עמהם. הראה להם את הציץ, שהשם חקוק בו, והם נופלים

  • JSGM
    Posted at 07:06h, 07 July Reply

    Fifty shades of black and white.

  • Richard Cooper
    Posted at 09:39h, 08 July Reply

    He’s a test pilot in the new Charedi Talmud-powered airforce.

  • Hoody
    Posted at 00:18h, 10 July Reply

    “Such joy, to see him flying like this. Such a sweet kallah he got too…”

  • Toby Axelrod
    Posted at 13:05h, 10 July Reply

    That’s Rebbe Harry Potterberg, Mrs. Maggele. He can’t seem to stay in one place, gottenyu.

  • Izzy
    Posted at 13:22h, 10 July Reply

    Look at that Smendrek Dovid, he still thinks he can fly!
    I know, last Tuesday he thought he could fly for over an hour! I got such a neck ache!

  • Moishe
    Posted at 13:45h, 10 July Reply

    Thanks, Superman–your lessons worked!

  • Ani
    Posted at 16:30h, 11 July Reply

    So this is what they meant when they said the draft protest has really taken to the air.

  • Merle
    Posted at 21:20h, 18 July Reply

    “Kosher.” “Kosher.” “Kosher.”

  • Bat Sara
    Posted at 21:24h, 18 July Reply

    Wow! Reb Elyashiv fleet aroif in himmel.

  • rochelle siegel smith
    Posted at 11:20h, 20 July Reply

    Oy, ze flyin’ rebbie is landing.

  • rochelle siegel smith
    Posted at 11:22h, 20 July Reply

    Rebbe blesses all hasidic jews…goyum? Nev-va!

  • anonymous
    Posted at 00:59h, 22 July Reply

    In theaters now: ‘Yossele fleet’

  • Lex Luthor
    Posted at 11:25h, 23 July Reply

    It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Superchusid!!

  • der Galuch
    Posted at 23:09h, 23 July Reply

    For the Rebbetzin’s cholent the brocho achroina is tfillas haderech.

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 16:28h, 28 July Reply

    “the dangerous influence of Marc Chagall cannot be underestimated.”
    or (for you WW2 Buffs) “Tora! Tora! Tora!”

  • rochelle siegel smith
    Posted at 14:18h, 09 August Reply

    Rebbe Chaim jumped for joy when he saw the sign” Time to blend with the human race…. become a fashionesta TODAY!”

  • T.R. Collins
    Posted at 19:38h, 20 July Reply

    “The rabbis’ been watching re-runs of “The Flying Nun” again!

  • T.R. Collins
    Posted at 19:41h, 20 July Reply

    “Funny, that don’t look kosher to me”!

  • T.R. Collins
    Posted at 19:44h, 20 July Reply

    “This is Passover”?

  • T.R. Collins
    Posted at 19:45h, 20 July Reply

    “Is that my marble rye, under his arm”?

  • T.R. Collins
    Posted at 19:48h, 20 July Reply

    “My son, the flying rabbi, who knew”?

  • Ana
    Posted at 02:16h, 28 July Reply

    Chasidim: In your face, Otders. Eliyahu Hanavi is real!
    Otders: Ha! We can make these gullible chasidim believe anything! What a joke!!

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