July 2, 2012 July Caption Contest! Win $25!
July Caption Contest
I have no clue what’s happening in this cartoon, as I trusted your creativity and wit to make something of it. Clearly something is happening. Please, contribute something original and funny or insightful or angry. Get silly. Humor me. Get rich. Humor yourself by winning $25 USD!
Please remember to make your submission with your name and email address. The email address won’t show but we’ll use it to send you the money when you win. Which you will.
PS touch on an insightful topic and I’ll try to do a writeup with the final cartoon. As a matter of fact, I can do a writeup on a not-insightful topic too. I do it all the time!
tzali fortgang
Posted at 22:31h, 02 JulyThe flying spaghetti Rabbi
Samuel Katz
Posted at 22:38h, 02 July“Nu, nebech, he is a baal Teshuva”
“He can’t be Moshiach, he has a litvishe jacket/chassideshe peyos”
“How do you say ‘kafkaesque’ in Yiddish?”
אנשטאט די זיידעס זאלן אראפ קימען, בין איך ארויף געגאנגען
S.
Posted at 23:17h, 02 July“That’s an easy one! Chagall! Do Picasso next.”
HH
Posted at 23:19h, 02 Julyגעפלויגן פון ישיבה
cl
Posted at 23:24h, 02 Julyטאנצט פאר שמחה
Sheindel Sura Miriam
Posted at 23:36h, 02 JulyGefloigen kein boiberick..
Sheindel Sura Miriam
Posted at 23:41h, 02 Julyfleet in dee hoyacha himlen..
Sheindel Sura Miriam
Posted at 23:43h, 02 JulyThe Rebbe asked me to jump. I asked “how high?”
Zackary Sholem Berger
Posted at 23:51h, 02 JulyPhew! That was SOME cholent!
Henny
Posted at 23:54h, 02 JulyThe Rebbe is dead! Now we build the idol??
Groynem Ox
Posted at 00:04h, 03 Julyדי נייע פלי רעקל פון דזי ענד דזי
thinking
Posted at 00:05h, 03 JulyAnd all this time you had me believe you were the One and Only All-powerful one… you’ve fooled us all for so long…
HH
Posted at 00:32h, 03 Julyמ’ווייזט אים די ציץ
HH
Posted at 00:32h, 03 Julyער טוט זיך אן א מעשה
Yossi Dee
Posted at 00:35h, 03 JulyI’ll take the morbid spin:
“קיק, יענקעלע איז נעבעך משיגע געווארן. ער האט געכאפט א נערווען בראך אין אראפ געטאנצען פין דאך.
(The truth is, he was molested for years but was affraid to tell anyone out of fear of being judged by his parants or ostricized by the school principle!)
Shragi
Posted at 01:26h, 03 JulyNebech he was always a little crazy
Socrates
Posted at 07:10h, 03 JulyOy -he is not wearing a hat anymore?!
Socrates
Posted at 07:15h, 03 JulyNew advertising campaign for breslov: come fly with us…
Socrates
Posted at 07:20h, 03 JulyFinally everyone is looking up to me!
Socrates
Posted at 07:35h, 03 JulyI wonder why my cartoonist had put me up there? Its very high and i’m scared
Parshendusu
Posted at 07:48h, 03 JulyYankel… lets wait if anyone else is coming behind him.. i wonder if he was alone on the roof.
Parshendusu
Posted at 08:08h, 03 JulyNebech.. i know his father, he is such a chushever yingerman
zalmi
Posted at 08:37h, 03 JulyGeb ah kick. S’is gutt fin himmel
Lolly
Posted at 08:45h, 03 JulyNo, I know first hand he wasn’t a faygele. (I tried groping him back in yeshiva days.)
He didnt jump!!! He smoked a cigarette, leaned forward, and fell off.
C.
Posted at 09:17h, 03 July“Tuchess Oifenn Tisch!!!!!”
Frimet Goldberger
Posted at 09:28h, 03 JulyChasidim’s Got Talent. (Judges–open for suggestions)
Yoelish Steniberg
Posted at 10:29h, 03 JulyRav Wosner:
Yoelish Steinberg
Posted at 10:32h, 03 July“איז ער אן אונזעריגער?”
Yoelish Steinberg
Posted at 10:34h, 03 JulyYoelish Steinberg
Posted at 10:38h, 03 JulyYoelish Steinberg
Posted at 10:42h, 03 July“Promoting ‘Hasidic Manifest Destiny!'”
Yoelish Steinberg
Posted at 10:46h, 03 JulyTo explain the above: See Wikipedia on Menifest Destiny:
Historian William E. Weeks has noted that three key themes were usually touched upon by advocates of Manifest Destiny:
1.the virtue of the American people and their institutions;
2.the mission to spread these institutions, thereby redeeming and remaking the world in the image of the U.S.; and
3.the destiny under God to do this work
And see the painting by 19th century artist John Gast: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:American_progress.JPG
Chaim
Posted at 11:43h, 03 July“יויש, כ’האב געמיינט אז ער גייט קומען מיט אן אייזל!”
Yoelish Steinberg
Posted at 11:48h, 03 JulyYoelish Steinberg
Posted at 11:51h, 03 July“I repeat, “Gravity is just a scientific theory!'”
Baal Devarim
Posted at 12:51h, 03 July“Did you know R’ Shipermann uses to be one of the BIGGEST heroes by the Goyim before he became Jewish? They used to call him a Super Man. Now of course they don’t talk about him anymore!!”
JSGM
Posted at 13:39h, 03 JulyI TOLD you Hogvartz wasn’t a Yeshiva named after a village in Hungary!
HH
Posted at 15:28h, 03 JulyIs Superman Jewish?
HH
Posted at 15:29h, 03 JulyOh, BD beat me.
Velvel
Posted at 16:35h, 03 Julyבאקאנט די מעשה דער בעש”ט מיט די תלמידים זענען אנגעקומען צו א וואסער האט ער געהייסן די חברייא צומאכן די אויגן און מצייר זיין דעם שם יהוה והנה זיי זענען צוזאמען אריבערגעפלויגן. ווען מ’איז דבוק אינעם אחד יחיד ומיוחד קען קיין בייז נישט געשען האט דער בעש”ט ערקלערט.
נו דער פרומער בחורל האט אינזין געהאט שם הויה ער’ט אבער בטעות געפנט איין אויג און געזען אן אשה.
Shmiel Green
Posted at 18:18h, 03 Julyאבג די רבי פליעט אין הימעל
NewAge H
Posted at 19:50h, 03 JulyMoshe Poppins!
gedalya
Posted at 19:51h, 03 July“Oh vay..another one is leaving!? who is staying?…”
gedalya
Posted at 19:53h, 03 July“Oh vey..another one is leaving!? who IS staying?…”
Seth
Posted at 20:54h, 03 Julyדאס הייסט “high as a kite” ?
YOEL
Posted at 21:46h, 03 July“It’s not what you think; it’s a libel”
In our world, reality has no place. for if it would, the days of keeping everyone in the box are numbered. If we can’t face it, it hasn’t happened!
Prag
Posted at 11:17h, 04 JulyOh look, the flying Nun has made teshuva!
Seth
Posted at 11:27h, 04 JulyLike Elijah on mount Carmel who asked G-d to reveal himself – let us test the theory of Intelligent falling. And then the people did cry “He falls, he falls. The Lord
JSGM
Posted at 11:41h, 04 July“25 dollars, to work, think, write, what does she think we are? Goyim? I could get 25 on the black market in ten seconds in a thousand ways!
JSGM
Posted at 11:44h, 04 July“25 dollars, to work, think, write, who does she think we are? Goyim? I could get 25 on the black market in ten seconds in a thousand ways!…she probably expects me to pay taxes.”
avakesh
Posted at 14:55h, 04 JulyThe Ascension of Shlomo Zalman.
Richard Cooper
Posted at 15:37h, 04 Julyאיז עס כישוף, אדער מעדזשיק? י
Feiga Leah Shenkanowitzer
Posted at 08:12h, 06 JulyYoy, a tatteh fleet..
(this caption is brought to you by my daughter, Chana Tzirel*)
Seth
Posted at 20:14h, 06 Julyוכלי הקדש: זה הארון והציץ. שהיה בלעם עמהם ומפריח מלכי מדין בכשפים, והוא עצמו פורח עמהם. הראה להם את הציץ, שהשם חקוק בו, והם נופלים
JSGM
Posted at 07:06h, 07 JulyFifty shades of black and white.
Richard Cooper
Posted at 09:39h, 08 JulyHe’s a test pilot in the new Charedi Talmud-powered airforce.
Hoody
Posted at 00:18h, 10 July“Such joy, to see him flying like this. Such a sweet kallah he got too…”
Toby Axelrod
Posted at 13:05h, 10 JulyThat’s Rebbe Harry Potterberg, Mrs. Maggele. He can’t seem to stay in one place, gottenyu.
Izzy
Posted at 13:22h, 10 JulyLook at that Smendrek Dovid, he still thinks he can fly!
I know, last Tuesday he thought he could fly for over an hour! I got such a neck ache!
Moishe
Posted at 13:45h, 10 JulyThanks, Superman–your lessons worked!
Ani
Posted at 16:30h, 11 JulySo this is what they meant when they said the draft protest has really taken to the air.
Merle
Posted at 21:20h, 18 July“Kosher.” “Kosher.” “Kosher.”
Bat Sara
Posted at 21:24h, 18 JulyWow! Reb Elyashiv fleet aroif in himmel.
rochelle siegel smith
Posted at 11:20h, 20 JulyOy, ze flyin’ rebbie is landing.
rochelle siegel smith
Posted at 11:22h, 20 JulyRebbe blesses all hasidic jews…goyum? Nev-va!
anonymous
Posted at 00:59h, 22 JulyIn theaters now: ‘Yossele fleet’
Lex Luthor
Posted at 11:25h, 23 JulyIt’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Superchusid!!
der Galuch
Posted at 23:09h, 23 JulyFor the Rebbetzin’s cholent the brocho achroina is tfillas haderech.
Anonymous
Posted at 16:28h, 28 July“the dangerous influence of Marc Chagall cannot be underestimated.”
or (for you WW2 Buffs) “Tora! Tora! Tora!”
rochelle siegel smith
Posted at 14:18h, 09 AugustRebbe Chaim jumped for joy when he saw the sign” Time to blend with the human race…. become a fashionesta TODAY!”
T.R. Collins
Posted at 19:38h, 20 July“The rabbis’ been watching re-runs of “The Flying Nun” again!
T.R. Collins
Posted at 19:41h, 20 July“Funny, that don’t look kosher to me”!
T.R. Collins
Posted at 19:44h, 20 July“This is Passover”?
T.R. Collins
Posted at 19:45h, 20 July“Is that my marble rye, under his arm”?
T.R. Collins
Posted at 19:48h, 20 July“My son, the flying rabbi, who knew”?
Ana
Posted at 02:16h, 28 JulyChasidim: In your face, Otders. Eliyahu Hanavi is real!
Otders: Ha! We can make these gullible chasidim believe anything! What a joke!!
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