On Monroe

On Monroe

Rabbi Teitelbuam and Marilyn Monroe as founders of Kiryas Joel, Monroe

This cartoon was inspired by something I read on Monroe. Marilyn. I admit that for many, many years I didn’t know who Marilyn Monroe is, and I thought that in the popular psyche “Monroe” referred to the Holy Shtetl of Satmar, my hometown. When I gave my address and said I lived in Monroe, I would often be asked “spelled as in, Monroe?” and I would say “of course!”. Why wouldn’t it be spelled as itself? Whoever was on the other telephone surely knew that Monroe meant the headquarters of Judaism! As the Bais Rochel principal Mrs. Fruchthandlerovitz* said, Monroe was the last place where true Jews still really flourished, the sum of what rich Jewish history has dwindled down to. I remember sitting in the first row in the classroom, looking up to the principal’s small stature as she clutched Rabbi Joel Teitelbaum’s treatise on zionism and described how big the world population is and how small true Judaism is in relation. I listened with fascination of our significance, processing our enormous responsibility to our religion, our heritage. Monroe was all that God had; all our ancestors looked down to us to keep it alive. Monroe was the Jews’ last hope! Monroe was the epitome of sacredness and holiness!

Why, let lady Monroe come forward and demonstrate all that!

That the cloistered and pious Satmar shtetl shares a name with the blonde bombshell is as ironic as the proposition that “Satmar” was named after the Saint Mary. You must appreciate the paradox of the names and the radical opposites for which they stand for. But those aren’t the actual etymologies. Satmar is not named after Saint Mary and Monroe is not named after Marilyn; the town in Orange County is named after the fifth president James Monroe, a seemingly rather bland individual who had nothing interesting to say about Zionism. Still, Kiryas Joel – Monroe is a fascinating part of America, and I think, as much worth a trip-to as the Amish shtetl, who have nothing on the Satmar shtetl’s glamorous name.

*name changed to protect my identity and my own ass.

  • Leapa
    Posted at 21:49h, 12 July Reply

    That touch on the Amish was actually meaningful.
    I was raised on the proposition that the difference between Amish and Jewish (not theogical) was that we embrace technology and modern improvements as helping us to serve our Creator – while those ignorant Luddites reject all modern improvement.

  • SB
    Posted at 23:08h, 12 July Reply

    Does Kiryas Joel sound more exotic to its inhabitants than “Monroe”, as Marilyn Monroe sounded to Norma Jean Baker?

  • Chana Gittel Meyerowitzerbaum
    Posted at 09:29h, 13 July Reply

    you mean HER identity..
    eech bin a emesdige chassid of Monroe. and by that I mean Marilyn.

  • shpitzle fan
    Posted at 22:34h, 15 July Reply

    Why are you still hiding, who are you scared of? After having left, who can still hurt you?

  • yanky
    Posted at 16:03h, 16 July Reply

    TZIKER ZEIS shpitzel

  • Susan
    Posted at 19:11h, 16 July Reply

    What is the real origin of the term Satmar?

  • gedalye
    Posted at 20:33h, 16 July Reply

    the word “tumeh” found in “satmar” wrriten in hebrew, refares maybe to Marilyn….
    keep it up!!!!!!!!!

  • meir
    Posted at 15:16h, 17 July Reply

    As good as you are i think this cartoon is over the top and disrespectful.No matter what you feel about Satmar and hassidic people in general respecting the elders should still have a meaning and that includes a rebbe too.
    Being that you are a brave woman show your bravery admitting making a mistake by removing the entire post.

  • tzvi
    Posted at 14:44h, 22 July Reply

    To put a picture of this shikse next to the Satmar rav is really disgusting.

  • JR
    Posted at 13:45h, 27 July Reply

    I thought the aynglisha name of KJ was “mundroe” not Monroe.

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