October 15, 2012 October Caption Contest
October caption contest is here! I’m excited to have a very, very special guest judge for this contest! The esteemed Shulem Deen, the original Hasidic Rebel, founder and editor of Unpious (where my best writing is published) and my personal writing guru will put on his black judge’s chalat, review your submissions and put down the gavel on the winner. Said Justice Deen will write the post for the winning announcement at the end of the month, when his recess is over.
Since this doodle is a little extra daring, I’ll ask you to please exercise good taste in posting sexual captions. I’m all for having some fun with it, but try to keep it clever and with Yiddishe Taam.
Sadly, there will be no cash prize for this month’s caption contest, but despair not my dears, I’m trying to think of something else I may be able to offer as the contest prize. So far everything I’ve thought of – my old Pesach dishes, twin bed linens, wall of china tablecloth, tichels and turbans and dickies from my garage – seems to come out more advantageous to me than to the person who receives those vunderbar gifts. But I’m still thinking.
For now I guess we’ll find out if this can work without dangling incentives. Go for it!