November Caption Contest

November Caption Contest

Wait up, people. I am here with my sad and belated little November caption doodle and list of reasons for the delay that I’m itching to kvetch about. My tablet electronic drawing pen got lost and I could not draw anything new (I posted stuff from my cartoon freezer). Yes, lost. The dog did eat my homework, I swear. A junior person in our house took it from where he shouldn’t have taken it and claims to have put it to “good use” but he totally forgot the location of this “good use”. He and I combined forces into a split-task search team: me looking, him not looking…

  • Lex Luthor
    Posted at 13:59h, 18 November Reply

    It’s not like there were any other books available…

  • Luzer
    Posted at 14:10h, 18 November Reply

    “I wonder what happens next.”

  • AFanoftheBrilliantShpitz
    Posted at 14:18h, 18 November Reply

    The book said to include the boy, but that was too kinky, even for him.

  • ana
    Posted at 14:23h, 18 November Reply

    oy. you’re killing me.

  • HH
    Posted at 14:36h, 18 November Reply

    Wonder how they gonna twist THIS into a virtue.

  • HH
    Posted at 14:37h, 18 November Reply

    Why is the Bible bound the wrong way? They should execute the…wait, Isaac Publishing, never mind.

  • HH
    Posted at 14:38h, 18 November Reply

    I never did believe cannibalism exists in our community.

  • Chana G. Baum
    Posted at 15:45h, 18 November Reply

    Totty, are you sure you need to do this? Gimme that bible.. I gotta see this for myself..

  • BHB
    Posted at 15:54h, 18 November Reply

    You’re probably all too young too remember ‘Charlie the Tuna’ but for thoise who do: “Yahweh doesn’t want people with good taste; Yahweh wants people who taste good”.

  • Yodess
    Posted at 15:57h, 18 November Reply

    “Dad, ah, so you didn’t behead me? Nice! Couldn’t you untie me? Thanks for the book though”

  • Groynem
    Posted at 17:16h, 18 November Reply

    Meanwhile, at Bible re-enactment camp…

  • Paskunyak
    Posted at 17:24h, 18 November Reply


  • ana
    Posted at 20:26h, 18 November Reply

    … I have to learn Torah even on my deathbed.. I have to learn the Torah til I die… My Rebbe will be so proud of me.. I have to learn Torah…

  • ana
    Posted at 20:29h, 18 November Reply

    !די תּורה איז די בּעסטע סחורה

  • ana
    Posted at 20:46h, 18 November Reply

    Maybe the Bible can save me from that weird looking animal eyeing me so hungrily…

  • ana
    Posted at 21:02h, 18 November Reply

    This is what I get for going off the derech…

  • Merle
    Posted at 21:45h, 18 November Reply

    Oh, thank G-d. Now I can enjoy the suspense.

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 23:09h, 18 November Reply

    This will serve as a kapparah for the generations to come

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 23:16h, 18 November Reply

    Joining the army was not the wisest move, I should have just stayed in yeshiva and protected our people by studying Torah. Ah, better late than never.

  • DJ
    Posted at 06:18h, 19 November Reply

    “Are you sure my character gets axed in the the same weekly episode it was introduced?? Gimme the script….”

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 12:27h, 19 November Reply

    BDSM according to the bible…

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 12:28h, 19 November Reply

    spare the rod, spoil the child

  • Joel
    Posted at 13:32h, 19 November Reply

    וויאזוי האט דער רבי זי״ע זיך געפירט אין אזא צייט?

  • Gutman Braun
    Posted at 14:44h, 19 November Reply

    “These are professional magicians, do not attempt this at home”

  • Yossele
    Posted at 00:18h, 20 November Reply

    Like Jesus my son upon the cross… (Romans 6:23)
    “Lolz @ goyim. What is wrong with a good old fashioned altar?”

  • Sarah
    Posted at 21:32h, 21 November Reply

    Is there a pea under this mattress? ( see Hans Christian Anderson.. weird quote for a Jewish site but we are all here, Eh?)

  • MdCrimDefAtty
    Posted at 02:20h, 22 November Reply

    Hunh, looks like I’m gonna make it out of here after all!

  • David FootStepper
    Posted at 20:47h, 22 November Reply

    “And here I thought the book is mere allegory, not to be taken literally.”

  • David FootStepper
    Posted at 20:59h, 22 November Reply

    “Darn! Just when I stopped believing in angels!”

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 16:42h, 23 November Reply

    I hope the voices in my fathers head will tell him not to kill me…

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 17:49h, 23 November Reply

    Nothing in this bible makes sense, why would anyone follow it?

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 17:50h, 23 November Reply

    My father just went to ask the Rebbe a shailah– he’ll be back soon to untie me and take me home. At least that’s what it says in the Torah…

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 19:31h, 23 November Reply

    I have to prepare a Dvar Torah Lekovad Shabbos or my father will kill me.

  • Yoelish
    Posted at 01:08h, 29 November Reply

    “Pa, I’d rather die now than live and have – according to the next page – an Esau!”

  • Sarah
    Posted at 09:14h, 02 December Reply

    Where is my son? If he is with that Goyim I am gonna kill him!

  • Gutman Braun
    Posted at 13:38h, 02 December Reply

    “The Bible: More than just a bedtime story”

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