November 18, 2012 November Caption Contest
Wait up, people. I am here with my sad and belated little November caption doodle and list of reasons for the delay that I’m itching to kvetch about. My tablet electronic drawing pen got lost and I could not draw anything new (I posted stuff from my cartoon freezer). Yes, lost. The dog did eat my homework, I swear. A junior person in our house took it from where he shouldn’t have taken it and claims to have put it to “good use” but he totally forgot the location of this “good use”. He and I combined forces into a split-task search team: me looking, him not looking…
Lex Luthor
Posted at 13:59h, 18 NovemberIt’s not like there were any other books available…
Luzer
Posted at 14:10h, 18 November“I wonder what happens next.”
AFanoftheBrilliantShpitz
Posted at 14:18h, 18 NovemberThe book said to include the boy, but that was too kinky, even for him.
ana
Posted at 14:23h, 18 Novemberoy. you’re killing me.
HH
Posted at 14:36h, 18 NovemberWonder how they gonna twist THIS into a virtue.
HH
Posted at 14:37h, 18 NovemberWhy is the Bible bound the wrong way? They should execute the…wait, Isaac Publishing, never mind.
HH
Posted at 14:38h, 18 NovemberI never did believe cannibalism exists in our community.
Chana G. Baum
Posted at 15:45h, 18 NovemberTotty, are you sure you need to do this? Gimme that bible.. I gotta see this for myself..
BHB
Posted at 15:54h, 18 NovemberYou’re probably all too young too remember ‘Charlie the Tuna’ but for thoise who do: “Yahweh doesn’t want people with good taste; Yahweh wants people who taste good”.
Yodess
Posted at 15:57h, 18 November“Dad, ah, so you didn’t behead me? Nice! Couldn’t you untie me? Thanks for the book though”
Groynem
Posted at 17:16h, 18 NovemberMeanwhile, at Bible re-enactment camp…
Paskunyak
Posted at 17:24h, 18 NovemberWTF…?!
ana
Posted at 20:26h, 18 November… I have to learn Torah even on my deathbed.. I have to learn the Torah til I die… My Rebbe will be so proud of me.. I have to learn Torah…
ana
Posted at 20:29h, 18 November!די תּורה איז די בּעסטע סחורה
ana
Posted at 20:46h, 18 NovemberMaybe the Bible can save me from that weird looking animal eyeing me so hungrily…
ana
Posted at 21:02h, 18 NovemberThis is what I get for going off the derech…
Merle
Posted at 21:45h, 18 NovemberOh, thank G-d. Now I can enjoy the suspense.
Anonymous
Posted at 23:09h, 18 NovemberThis will serve as a kapparah for the generations to come
Anonymous
Posted at 23:16h, 18 NovemberJoining the army was not the wisest move, I should have just stayed in yeshiva and protected our people by studying Torah. Ah, better late than never.
DJ
Posted at 06:18h, 19 November“Are you sure my character gets axed in the the same weekly episode it was introduced?? Gimme the script….”
Anonymous
Posted at 12:27h, 19 NovemberBDSM according to the bible…
Anonymous
Posted at 12:28h, 19 Novemberspare the rod, spoil the child
Joel
Posted at 13:32h, 19 Novemberוויאזוי האט דער רבי זי״ע זיך געפירט אין אזא צייט?
Gutman Braun
Posted at 14:44h, 19 November“These are professional magicians, do not attempt this at home”
Yossele
Posted at 00:18h, 20 NovemberLike Jesus my son upon the cross… (Romans 6:23)
“Lolz @ goyim. What is wrong with a good old fashioned altar?”
Sarah
Posted at 21:32h, 21 NovemberIs there a pea under this mattress? ( see Hans Christian Anderson.. weird quote for a Jewish site but we are all here, Eh?)
MdCrimDefAtty
Posted at 02:20h, 22 NovemberHunh, looks like I’m gonna make it out of here after all!
David FootStepper
Posted at 20:47h, 22 November“And here I thought the book is mere allegory, not to be taken literally.”
David FootStepper
Posted at 20:59h, 22 November“Darn! Just when I stopped believing in angels!”
Anonymous
Posted at 16:42h, 23 NovemberI hope the voices in my fathers head will tell him not to kill me…
Anonymous
Posted at 17:49h, 23 NovemberNothing in this bible makes sense, why would anyone follow it?
Anonymous
Posted at 17:50h, 23 NovemberMy father just went to ask the Rebbe a shailah– he’ll be back soon to untie me and take me home. At least that’s what it says in the Torah…
Anonymous
Posted at 19:31h, 23 NovemberI have to prepare a Dvar Torah Lekovad Shabbos or my father will kill me.
Yoelish
Posted at 01:08h, 29 November“Pa, I’d rather die now than live and have – according to the next page – an Esau!”
Sarah
Posted at 09:14h, 02 DecemberWhere is my son? If he is with that Goyim I am gonna kill him!
Gutman Braun
Posted at 13:38h, 02 December“The Bible: More than just a bedtime story”