{"id":591,"date":"2012-07-26T21:26:31","date_gmt":"2012-07-27T01:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/?p=591"},"modified":"2013-11-23T22:59:47","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T03:59:47","slug":"mormons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/2012\/07\/26\/mormons\/","title":{"rendered":"On Mormons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/On-the-Mormons.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"592\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/2012\/07\/26\/mormons\/on-the-mormons\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/On-the-Mormons.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1772,1181\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"On the Mormons\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Mormon wives riding with their husband on a tandem motorcycle to meet a new wife.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/On-the-Mormons-1024x682.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-592\" title=\"On the Mormons\" src=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/On-the-Mormons-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"Mormon wives riding with their husband on a tandem motorcycle to meet a new wife\" width=\"695\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/On-the-Mormons-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/On-the-Mormons-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/On-the-Mormons.jpg 1772w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h5>Commentary:<\/h5>\n<p>I am fascinated by the FLDS Mormons. If I ever think I had it hard in life (every day. Self-pity-party is observed midnight, regularly) I think about what it would be like to be the third wife to a forty-year old man. I&#8217;d be the greenest, angriest, loneliest and most outraged wife in the world. Heck, I&#8217;d probably get so infuriated by this lunacy I&#8217;d make peace among the wives by cutting Mr. Forty Year Old into three equal slices for each of us. Two slices, actually. I&#8217;d generously give away the butt and leg that should rightfully be mine.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe not. It&#8217;s hard to imagine what you&#8217;d do in a situation in which you are conditioned to act a certain way, and in a social environment in which a hundred emotional-manipulation cards are played to keep you dancing the polygamy waltz, along with the other evil sister-wives. I know first-hand that when your sense of self is broken and you are made dependent enough, you have no capacity to rebel. Sometimes not even the will.<\/p>\n<p>But recently, I&#8217;ve been rethinking what I know about the FDLS Mormons. I&#8217;ve read all their memoirs, news headlines and I watched several videos, but I haven&#8217;t read any scholarly work, and that makes me wonder. As a history student, I&#8217;ve learned to look at memoirs with very different eyes. I don&#8217;t take it at face value anymore. I also know that in today&#8217;s worlds the competitive book-selling business encourages people to sensationalize. So I wonder, are polygamous marriages with older men really the norm? Do most girls indeed share their husband with a few other women? What is the real situation in there? I am fascinated and I must know.<\/p>\n<div id=\"fried-4044396721\" class=\"fried-after-content fried-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4868720217320387\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4868720217320387\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Commentary: I am fascinated by the FLDS Mormons. If I ever think I had it hard in life (every day. Self-pity-party is observed midnight, regularly) I think about what it would be like to be the third wife to a forty-year old man. 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