{"id":891,"date":"2013-04-06T23:13:03","date_gmt":"2013-04-07T03:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/?p=891"},"modified":"2013-11-24T00:43:35","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T05:43:35","slug":"after-the-double-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/2013\/04\/06\/after-the-double-life\/","title":{"rendered":"After the Double Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5><a href=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/girlfriends-chatting.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"892\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/2013\/04\/06\/after-the-double-life\/girlfriends-chatting\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/girlfriends-chatting.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1200,768\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"girlfriends chatting\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Afder the insanity of the double life comes the insanity of the single life&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/girlfriends-chatting-1024x655.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-892\" alt=\"Afder the insanity of the double life comes the insanity of the single life\" src=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/girlfriends-chatting-1024x655.jpg\" width=\"695\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/girlfriends-chatting-1024x655.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/girlfriends-chatting-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/girlfriends-chatting.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/a><\/h5>\n<p>Nora Ephron describes the single&#8217;s life most aptly. &#8220;I thought of how awful it would be to be single again, hundred single women to every straight single man, packs of Amazons roaming the streets looking in vain for someone genuinely eligible and self-supporting who didn&#8217;t mind a little cellulite.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If being single is a challenge for those who grew up with high school proms and try-out first kisses, it is nothing compared to that of finding yourself in the midst of the drooling, aggressive, hormone-crazed modern singles scene while coming right off the boat from a five-year arranged marriage and a sex-segregated youth. I fell to its date-lined shore so na<\/p>\n<div id=\"fried-1421966909\" class=\"fried-after-content fried-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-4868720217320387\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4868720217320387\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nora Ephron describes the single&#8217;s life most aptly. &#8220;I thought of how awful it would be to be single again, hundred single women to every straight single man, packs of Amazons roaming the streets looking in vain for someone genuinely eligible and self-supporting who didn&#8217;t mind a little cellulite.&#8221; If being single is a challenge <a href='https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/2013\/04\/06\/after-the-double-life\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[37,319,288,287],"class_list":["post-891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ex-hasidic","tag-dating","tag-double-life","tag-gaydar","tag-single-life","category-6-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2t4gB-en","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=891"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1001,"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/891\/revisions\/1001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/friedavizel.com\/cartoons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}