Dearest Friends and Witty Captioners and Flying Bochurim,

And now the July caption contest comes to a close. As does July. As does the season (almost). Where, oh where, is the glorious summer going?

I digress. Sniffle. The caption contest announcement:

This month’s cartoon for the contest was a totally random illustration of an orthodox-looking man suspended mid-air. I thought I’ll take a leap and just draw something totally absurd; without any ideas to focus on whatsoever. I had a bit of apprehension about it because I thought maybe it’ll be a dead-end and there won’t be any of those fantastically witty responses. As I was doodling this I was thinking