On Independence Day

 Posted by on July 3, 2012
Jul 032012
 
A woman asks about being created equal from the writers of the declaration of independence

All Men Are Created Equal

Happy Independence Day to all of you men who were created equal! And to all you ladies, Happy Independence Day to your men who were created equal! And to all you ladies without men, go live in Iran!

🙂

Yes, I’ve been influenced a wee bit by my women’s history studies. In our graduate program we look at history through the lens of the underrepresented, the class, race and gender that hasn’t made the cut in the telling of our nation’s (or world’s) history. We studied the ideology of American freedom, and sometimes, I now realize, it isn’t quite so freedom-for-all. The original founding fathers’ ideas of Freedom didn’t only exclude women, but it was also exclusive to white, plantation owning men! Our history isn’t quite as democratic. Still, I love America. I adore the utopian ideals of freedom, however problematic in reality. I am beyond patriotic to its capacity of self-criticism and movement towards more acceptance of different people. I teach my son its history and its fight for tolerance as best I can. I eat hotdogs and watch fireworks on July Fourth with great pious devotion and am cognizant of how wonderful it is to live among the children of Lady Liberty and Sir Jesus Christ. Seriously, this is a good country to be in, especially when you reach the age that you qualify for retirement in the sunny parts of it. Can’t wait!

Happy Independence Day to ALL of you! Hugs to the ladies who hold up this country by continuing its great wig tradition as brought down to us by the Founding Folks z”l!!

(Note: There’s a link on top of the page to the caption contests, if you’re looking for that.)

July Caption Contest! Win $25!

 Posted by on July 2, 2012
Jul 022012
 
A Hasidic superman flying over the crowd

July Caption Contest

I have no clue what’s happening in this cartoon, as I trusted your creativity and wit to make something of it. Clearly something is happening. Please, contribute something original and funny or insightful or angry. Get silly. Humor me. Get rich. Humor yourself by winning $25 USD!

Please remember to make your submission with your name and email address. The email address won’t show but we’ll use it to send you the money when you win. Which you will.

PS: touch on an insightful topic and I’ll try to do a writeup with the final cartoon. As a matter of fact, I can do a writeup on a not-insightful topic too. I do it all the time!