August Caption Contest! Win $25!

August Caption Contest! Win $25!

A TV interviewer interviewing Chasidic people
August Caption Contest with Guest Judge!

I am excited to announce that the August caption contest will be guest judged by none other than the venerated blogger Mississippi Fred MacDowell from “On the Main Line“, whose incredible blog has been a long time favorite of mine. We will open this cartoon for a month of caption submissions in the comments – as usual. Fred MacDowell will evaluate your contributions and announce the finalists/winner when the month is up. I assure you only ethical tactics were employed in the process of getting his cooperation and no animals were harmed in the experiment.

Please share your witty and funny thoughts! Make someone laugh. Yourself, mostly. And winner takes home the grand prize of the guest judge! No, not. Sorry. The prize will be TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED CENTS! Aka $25 USD!

Even if you don’t need this grand prize and have enough money to throw around, we hope you will contribute. Your money, I mean. Seriously, your caption comment. Each and every one of them are gems and make others laugh.

Please remember to include your email address in the comment (it will not be shown) so we can paypal you the winnings.

60 Comments
  • HR"R Friedrich Nietzsche ZY"A
    Posted at 14:19h, 03 August Reply

    …No its not true!

  • HH
    Posted at 14:29h, 03 August Reply

    No comment.

  • HR"R Friedrich Nietzsche ZY"A
    Posted at 14:35h, 03 August Reply

    And thats the recepie for my lukshen kugel… Thats all there is too it!

  • Parshendusu
    Posted at 14:41h, 03 August Reply

    Are u going to put this up on the internet?

  • Parshendusu
    Posted at 14:44h, 03 August Reply

    What do you mean by “Education”

  • Shragi Getzel
    Posted at 15:40h, 03 August Reply

    Devoiry zug gurnisht!

  • Frimet Goldberger
    Posted at 15:58h, 03 August Reply

    Mindy who?

  • Chana Gittel Meyerowitzerbaum
    Posted at 17:14h, 03 August Reply

    Molesting does not happen by us.. It’s all lies.

  • Chana Gittel Meyerowitzerbaum
    Posted at 17:18h, 03 August Reply

    Of course my kids learn Ainglish..

  • PinnyGold
    Posted at 18:43h, 03 August Reply

    “It’s not true! It’s not true! We don’t live in Jewland!”
    (said with a heavy Hasidic accent – especially on the “tr” in “true”)

  • PinnyGold
    Posted at 18:44h, 03 August Reply

    “What is it TV?”
    “EyeVittness News? Vus meint es?”

  • PinnyGold
    Posted at 18:46h, 03 August Reply

    “Just say Ruchl, Ruchl J”
    “Oh, and don’t show my face neither”

  • PinnyGold
    Posted at 18:46h, 03 August Reply

    “Shiksa, it’s a Jewish neighborhood here!”
    (Oops, wrong part of the globe….)

  • shylock
    Posted at 20:23h, 03 August Reply

    Pearl Engelman:

  • Ray
    Posted at 22:56h, 04 August Reply

    “Mom, leave it alone. She’ll never get what kollel couple means!”

  • itzy bee
    Posted at 11:46h, 05 August Reply

    “now let’s hear the Chasidsha nusach…”

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 03:38h, 06 August Reply
  • Shragi Getzel
    Posted at 20:14h, 06 August Reply

    Ma’am did you know rabbi Schwartz?
    No no I never met him, he never came in our shiel.

  • Chana
    Posted at 21:34h, 06 August Reply

    “My neighbor’s daughter was her counselor in camp. Even then, Deborah Feldman was a liar.”

  • Chaim
    Posted at 23:41h, 06 August Reply

    “By us, it’s the nicest lifestyle.”

  • HH
    Posted at 00:50h, 07 August Reply

    I’ve always done metzitah bpeh.

  • HH
    Posted at 00:50h, 07 August Reply

    Want me to do MBP on that?

  • bp yingel
    Posted at 15:55h, 07 August Reply

    Its not a shaleh, azoi iz bashert fin oiven!

  • Ray
    Posted at 20:40h, 07 August Reply

    “She’s not my youngest! Don’t you see I’m pregnant?”

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 18:28h, 08 August Reply

    “Because the rabbi endorsed him.”

  • david braun
    Posted at 08:55h, 09 August Reply

    Omg! I am getting chills just from looking on this shiksa with those tight jeans but what can we do we are in gulis and we need to do it to protect our community so it’s an ovierah lishmoh!!

  • rochelle siegel smith
    Posted at 14:38h, 09 August Reply

    Geraldo Rivera is a fraud….his momkela is a spic.. don’t say you heard it from me.

  • rochelle siegel smith
    Posted at 14:40h, 09 August Reply

    Sharon Osborne is Not a yid….says she’s “half jew” I think she’s meshugna

  • Joel
    Posted at 15:21h, 14 August Reply

    40 year old spouse left the fold:
    I told him to choose; me or books. He chose books.

  • Joel
    Posted at 15:22h, 14 August Reply

    He got lured in some cult of frei thinking people and left the community.

  • Joel
    Posted at 15:24h, 14 August Reply

    On Hasidic dress style:
    This bend-on-the-shaitel tradition goes back 5000 years to our matriarch Sarah.

  • Joel
    Posted at 15:28h, 14 August Reply

    On women

  • Joel
    Posted at 15:28h, 14 August Reply

    Democracy and women

  • Joel
    Posted at 15:37h, 14 August Reply

    We are not allowed to talk to the press. Our spokesperson will be here soon.

  • hip hasid
    Posted at 21:20h, 16 August Reply

    Nothing happened here! (Camp Shalva)

  • rochelle siegel
    Posted at 11:57h, 18 August Reply

    I told her it’s the family or the yeshiva…NOW she’s a mensh!” Veys mere what’s happening with the Vomen of today! We need to increase our population.

  • Parshendusu
    Posted at 21:06h, 21 August Reply

    What do your mean why?? because it was “bashert”

  • Pini
    Posted at 21:08h, 21 August Reply

    “Eye Witness News, you say? Eyes are deceiving!”

  • Groynem
    Posted at 21:12h, 21 August Reply

    “Whatever I said, don’t use my name.”

  • Parshendusu
    Posted at 21:15h, 21 August Reply

    Sorry Miss, they are lubavitch and klausenburg we can only represent the Jewish neighborhood around here

  • Parshendusu
    Posted at 21:17h, 21 August Reply

    Before I say anything, which rabbi paid you to record this? I don

  • Pini
    Posted at 23:17h, 21 August Reply

    “No bias? I’ve never seen you report on how our community is free of drug abuse!”

  • Pini
    Posted at 23:20h, 21 August Reply

    “No, no. Lest week was a different group of ‘Just a Few Bad Apples.'”

  • Mel
    Posted at 00:28h, 22 August Reply

    Why i threw her out of the house?
    My daughter dates a shaved guy, she dropped her ?????? and ?????? and my grandson has no skullcap.

  • abe
    Posted at 09:25h, 22 August Reply

    I was inspired to run by Estelle Reiner in “When Harry Met Sally”
    Our community needs real leadership… Not like that ass kisser DG or loud mouth DH.

  • Joseph Perl
    Posted at 16:37h, 22 August Reply

    “Here’s what really happened — I grabbed the 75% off Burberry silk scarf FIRST!”

  • Joseph Perl
    Posted at 16:37h, 22 August Reply

    “Yes, yes, I’ll be running for state senate, inspired by Legally Gray.”

  • Joseph Perl
    Posted at 16:38h, 22 August Reply

    “Unlike candidate Mayer, as state senator I promise I will fight not only for legally blondes, but also for wigged blondes.”

  • Joseph Perl
    Posted at 16:38h, 22 August Reply

    “Bla bla bla. God, rabbi, bla bla bla, we believe it’s right, bla bla bla. Can I say what I think now?”

  • Joseph Perl
    Posted at 16:39h, 22 August Reply

    “Well, then I plead the sixth!”

  • Joseph Perl
    Posted at 16:39h, 22 August Reply

    “No comment. We don’t believe in cartoons.”

  • Free Thinker
    Posted at 01:01h, 28 August Reply

    My husband almost catched de ganef, but then he glitched out from his hent and he runned avay.

  • rochelle siegel
    Posted at 11:35h, 30 August Reply

    Vhat’s duh matta, youse don’t like my schekel? What should I vear…a Kepot maybe? You goyium; neva satisfied vith a vomen’s hair piece.

  • rochelle siegel
    Posted at 11:25h, 01 September Reply

    I vant to be a beeeeeg movie sta’ but my husband says “no!” So I must obey.

  • Tim Collins
    Posted at 13:50h, 18 August Reply

    “Are you married honey, here, meet my handsome, rich grandson, Jerome, the Doctor, someday”?! “I hope”?

  • Tim Collins
    Posted at 14:02h, 18 August Reply

    “A nice shiksa girl like you, you make a lot of money on the TV with this masugana job you don’t need, meet my handsome grandson, Herschel, the Doctor, someday?!

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