August 3, 2012 August Caption Contest! Win $25!
August Caption Contest with Guest Judge!
I am excited to announce that the August caption contest will be guest judged by none other than the venerated blogger Mississippi Fred MacDowell from “On the Main Line“, whose incredible blog has been a long time favorite of mine. We will open this cartoon for a month of caption submissions in the comments – as usual. Fred MacDowell will evaluate your contributions and announce the finalists/winner when the month is up. I assure you only ethical tactics were employed in the process of getting his cooperation and no animals were harmed in the experiment.
Please share your witty and funny thoughts! Make someone laugh. Yourself, mostly. And winner takes home the grand prize of the guest judge! No, not. Sorry. The prize will be TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED CENTS! Aka $25 USD!
Even if you don’t need this grand prize and have enough money to throw around, we hope you will contribute. Your money, I mean. Seriously, your caption comment. Each and every one of them are gems and make others laugh.
Please remember to include your email address in the comment (it will not be shown) so we can paypal you the winnings.
HR"R Friedrich Nietzsche ZY"A
Posted at 14:19h, 03 August…No its not true!
HH
Posted at 14:29h, 03 AugustNo comment.
HR"R Friedrich Nietzsche ZY"A
Posted at 14:35h, 03 AugustAnd thats the recepie for my lukshen kugel… Thats all there is too it!
Parshendusu
Posted at 14:41h, 03 AugustAre u going to put this up on the internet?
Parshendusu
Posted at 14:44h, 03 AugustWhat do you mean by “Education”
Shragi Getzel
Posted at 15:40h, 03 AugustDevoiry zug gurnisht!
Frimet Goldberger
Posted at 15:58h, 03 AugustMindy who?
Chana Gittel Meyerowitzerbaum
Posted at 17:14h, 03 AugustMolesting does not happen by us.. It’s all lies.
Chana Gittel Meyerowitzerbaum
Posted at 17:18h, 03 AugustOf course my kids learn Ainglish..
PinnyGold
Posted at 18:43h, 03 August“It’s not true! It’s not true! We don’t live in Jewland!”
(said with a heavy Hasidic accent – especially on the “tr” in “true”)
PinnyGold
Posted at 18:44h, 03 August“What is it TV?”
“EyeVittness News? Vus meint es?”
PinnyGold
Posted at 18:46h, 03 August“Just say Ruchl, Ruchl J”
“Oh, and don’t show my face neither”
PinnyGold
Posted at 18:46h, 03 August“Shiksa, it’s a Jewish neighborhood here!”
(Oops, wrong part of the globe….)
shylock
Posted at 20:23h, 03 AugustPearl Engelman:
Ray
Posted at 22:56h, 04 August“Mom, leave it alone. She’ll never get what kollel couple means!”
itzy bee
Posted at 11:46h, 05 August“now let’s hear the Chasidsha nusach…”
Pini Friedman
Posted at 03:38h, 06 AugustShragi Getzel
Posted at 20:14h, 06 AugustMa’am did you know rabbi Schwartz?
No no I never met him, he never came in our shiel.
Chana
Posted at 21:34h, 06 August“My neighbor’s daughter was her counselor in camp. Even then, Deborah Feldman was a liar.”
Chaim
Posted at 23:41h, 06 August“By us, it’s the nicest lifestyle.”
HH
Posted at 00:50h, 07 AugustI’ve always done metzitah bpeh.
HH
Posted at 00:50h, 07 AugustWant me to do MBP on that?
bp yingel
Posted at 15:55h, 07 AugustIts not a shaleh, azoi iz bashert fin oiven!
Ray
Posted at 20:40h, 07 August“She’s not my youngest! Don’t you see I’m pregnant?”
Pini Friedman
Posted at 18:28h, 08 August“Because the rabbi endorsed him.”
david braun
Posted at 08:55h, 09 AugustOmg! I am getting chills just from looking on this shiksa with those tight jeans but what can we do we are in gulis and we need to do it to protect our community so it’s an ovierah lishmoh!!
rochelle siegel smith
Posted at 14:38h, 09 AugustGeraldo Rivera is a fraud….his momkela is a spic.. don’t say you heard it from me.
rochelle siegel smith
Posted at 14:40h, 09 AugustSharon Osborne is Not a yid….says she’s “half jew” I think she’s meshugna
Joel
Posted at 15:21h, 14 August40 year old spouse left the fold:
I told him to choose; me or books. He chose books.
Joel
Posted at 15:22h, 14 AugustHe got lured in some cult of frei thinking people and left the community.
Joel
Posted at 15:24h, 14 AugustOn Hasidic dress style:
This bend-on-the-shaitel tradition goes back 5000 years to our matriarch Sarah.
Joel
Posted at 15:28h, 14 AugustOn women
Joel
Posted at 15:28h, 14 AugustDemocracy and women
Joel
Posted at 15:37h, 14 AugustWe are not allowed to talk to the press. Our spokesperson will be here soon.
hip hasid
Posted at 21:20h, 16 AugustNothing happened here! (Camp Shalva)
rochelle siegel
Posted at 11:57h, 18 AugustI told her it’s the family or the yeshiva…NOW she’s a mensh!” Veys mere what’s happening with the Vomen of today! We need to increase our population.
Parshendusu
Posted at 21:06h, 21 AugustWhat do your mean why?? because it was “bashert”
Pini
Posted at 21:08h, 21 August“Eye Witness News, you say? Eyes are deceiving!”
Groynem
Posted at 21:12h, 21 August“Whatever I said, don’t use my name.”
Parshendusu
Posted at 21:15h, 21 AugustSorry Miss, they are lubavitch and klausenburg we can only represent the Jewish neighborhood around here
Parshendusu
Posted at 21:17h, 21 AugustBefore I say anything, which rabbi paid you to record this? I don
Pini
Posted at 23:17h, 21 August“No bias? I’ve never seen you report on how our community is free of drug abuse!”
Pini
Posted at 23:20h, 21 August“No, no. Lest week was a different group of ‘Just a Few Bad Apples.'”
Mel
Posted at 00:28h, 22 AugustWhy i threw her out of the house?
My daughter dates a shaved guy, she dropped her ?????? and ?????? and my grandson has no skullcap.
abe
Posted at 09:25h, 22 AugustI was inspired to run by Estelle Reiner in “When Harry Met Sally”
Our community needs real leadership… Not like that ass kisser DG or loud mouth DH.
Joseph Perl
Posted at 16:37h, 22 August“Here’s what really happened — I grabbed the 75% off Burberry silk scarf FIRST!”
Joseph Perl
Posted at 16:37h, 22 August“Yes, yes, I’ll be running for state senate, inspired by Legally Gray.”
Joseph Perl
Posted at 16:38h, 22 August“Unlike candidate Mayer, as state senator I promise I will fight not only for legally blondes, but also for wigged blondes.”
Joseph Perl
Posted at 16:38h, 22 August“Bla bla bla. God, rabbi, bla bla bla, we believe it’s right, bla bla bla. Can I say what I think now?”
Joseph Perl
Posted at 16:39h, 22 August“Well, then I plead the sixth!”
Joseph Perl
Posted at 16:39h, 22 August“No comment. We don’t believe in cartoons.”
Free Thinker
Posted at 01:01h, 28 AugustMy husband almost catched de ganef, but then he glitched out from his hent and he runned avay.
rochelle siegel
Posted at 11:35h, 30 AugustVhat’s duh matta, youse don’t like my schekel? What should I vear…a Kepot maybe? You goyium; neva satisfied vith a vomen’s hair piece.
rochelle siegel
Posted at 11:25h, 01 SeptemberI vant to be a beeeeeg movie sta’ but my husband says “no!” So I must obey.
Tim Collins
Posted at 13:50h, 18 August“Are you married honey, here, meet my handsome, rich grandson, Jerome, the Doctor, someday”?! “I hope”?
Tim Collins
Posted at 14:02h, 18 August“A nice shiksa girl like you, you make a lot of money on the TV with this masugana job you don’t need, meet my handsome grandson, Herschel, the Doctor, someday?!
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