Cartoons

03 Sep The Kosherinator

Posted at 08:39h in Analysis, Cartoons, Censorship, Food, Juxtopositions 0 Comments

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A cartoon lesson in how Hasidim modernize....

16 May Presenting: Ultra-Unorthodox, an illustrated story

Posted at 10:41h in Cartoons, Covid19, Unorthodox 13 Comments

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Based on a story that’s based on a true story...

23 Apr Gallery of my Cartoons

Posted at 11:12h in Cartoons 1 Comment

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A long time and many doodles ago...

31 Jul How my childhood was like the Rockettes

Posted at 18:25h in Cartoons, My Essays 11 Comments

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I often compare my Hasidic childhood in Kiryas Joel to...

03 Jul BREAKING: Congress Passes New Bathtub Law

Posted at 15:26h in Cartoons 6 Comments

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The Senate unanimously signed a bill today making it a...

15 May 2014 Caption Contest

Posted at 09:10h in Cartoons 30 Comments

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UPDATE! Thank you all so much for contributing to this caption...

13 May On the Fink Summit

Posted at 11:47h in Cartoons, Current Events, Leaving, My Essays 20 Comments

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Friends have been asking me about the meeting I attended...

11 May On Hasidic Williamsburg

Posted at 08:40h in Cartoons, On the tours 2 Comments

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A shirt I made on photoshop. It says "When...

16 Apr Messing around in my bedroom

Posted at 22:05h in Cartoons, Current Events 1 Comment

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Here's something different and very personal. It's a cartoon in...

21 Nov Turning in My New Leaf

Posted at 23:40h in Cartoons 10 Comments

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The New Leaf that you see is a faux New...

26 Jul On the Bicycle

Posted at 19:25h in Cartoons, Leaving, My Essays 2 Comments

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Twenty-five is a tough age to first learn to ride...

25 Apr On Marrying Young

Posted at 19:09h in Cartoons, Marriage 9 Comments

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Marriages in the womb? Why not? It's all done in...

Afder the insanity of the double life comes the insanity of the single life

06 Apr After the Double Life

Posted at 23:13h in Cartoons, Leaving, My Essays 8 Comments

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Nora Ephron describes the single's life most aptly. "I thought...

24 Mar The Shtrimpkind Hagaddah

Posted at 20:40h in Cartoons 9 Comments

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Pesach is coming. Now that the world is more wired,...

11 Mar On the Before and After

Posted at 21:43h in Cartoons, Leaving 13 Comments

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This cartoon was commissioned; I was asked to draw a...

A woman looking at her watch can't believe it's 2012 already

02 Mar On the Times

Posted at 22:43h in Cartoons 7 Comments

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It's not 1896! Take off that chinush jabot, mammele, and...

A secular girl reads Unorthodox and a relegious woman reads Ununorthodox

20 Feb On Unorthodox -The Year After

Posted at 22:48h in Cartoons, Unorthodox 7 Comments

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It was a day of love. Cupids twittered through the...

04 Feb On Taliban Women

Posted at 21:38h in Cartoons, Gender 4 Comments

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Taliban women are in vogue among extremists. What are Taliban...

01 Jan On Cartooning

Posted at 16:32h in Cartoons, Current Events 10 Comments

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It feels like it’s been longer, but it’s been only...

A girl asks a Rabbi - Santa if she can sit on his lap

23 Dec On Christmas

Posted at 16:02h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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CHo-CHo-Cho! Tis a jolly time. It's Santa time. It is Christmas....

11 Dec On Psychiatry

Posted at 23:07h in Cartoons 13 Comments

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Commentary: I was driving home from work yesterday when I heard...

07 Dec True Story

Posted at 02:23h in Cartoons, Double Life 12 Comments

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This "True Story" is the result of about twenty hours...

03 Dec December Caption Contest

Posted at 21:16h in Cartoons 46 Comments

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Hi Everyone -- With the Weberman trial and the Rabbi in...

26 Nov On the Kiruv Business

Posted at 22:09h in Cartoons 22 Comments

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For those who don't know, kiruv clowns are those proselytizers...

22 Nov On Zionism

Posted at 21:18h in Cartoons 12 Comments

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Yes, there is a legend among the Satmar Hasidim that...

18 Nov November Caption Contest

Posted at 13:40h in Cartoons 36 Comments

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Wait up, people. I am here with my sad and...

A woman takes a leap of faith and falls off a cliff

16 Nov On the leap of faith

Posted at 00:02h in Cartoons 6 Comments

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Sometimes, in conversation with friends I admire and learn from,...

Weberman and Sandusky together in prison

13 Nov The Penn State Chusid

Posted at 22:40h in Cartoons 10 Comments

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Guest commentary by Frimet Goldberger: Nechemya Weberman is back in the...

A woman's cellphone falls out of her turban while going to the mikvah

10 Nov October Caption Contest Winner

Posted at 21:50h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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Commentary by Shulem Deen, editor of Unpious: When I first looked...

A woman saying the skeleton in her closet is not for halloween, it's always there

31 Oct On Skeletons

Posted at 21:32h in Cartoons 9 Comments

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Secrets. So many, so good. We all have our skeletons...

Abraham looking for his luggage that contains his wife Sara

26 Oct On Patriarchs

Posted at 13:58h in Cartoons 16 Comments

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Such is the legacy of our first patriarch Abraham: he...

18 Oct On Eating Treif

Posted at 00:32h in Cartoons 29 Comments

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Whenever I hear that someone just had their first treif...

15 Oct October Caption Contest

Posted at 00:29h in Cartoons 57 Comments

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Commentary: October caption contest is here! I'm excited to have a...

A Rabbi saying that jeans (genes) is the cause of all disease

10 Oct On Jeans

Posted at 21:34h in Cartoons, Leaving 6 Comments

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If "he's wearing jeans" or "she was seen in jeans",...

07 Oct September Caption Contest Winner

Posted at 17:09h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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With many apologies for the delay in announcing the winner...

An Hasidic woman shaving a married woman's head

02 Oct On women shaving all their hair

Posted at 21:29h in Artifacts, Cartoons, Gender, My Essays 44 Comments

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How can you cartoon about shaving? You have to. Because...

27 Sep On Sukkos

Posted at 21:51h in Cartoons 3 Comments

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Happy holidays, friends. If you get to play golf and...

24 Sep On Chazzonus

Posted at 00:18h in Cartoons, My Essays 5 Comments

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When I did my undergraduate college degree, a one-year process...

16 Sep On The New Year

Posted at 14:36h in Cartoons 8 Comments

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Dearest friends, readers, lurkers, critics, sinners, saints, fellow humans, Wishing you...

Reb Nachman asks the dancing men on his grave to shut up

12 Sep On Uman

Posted at 20:20h in Cartoons 8 Comments

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We're reading some of Reb Nachmen of Breslev's writings this...

Ex-Hasidim in a synagogue crying when the topic of arranged marriage is raised

09 Sep On Frummy Ex-Hasidim

Posted at 16:04h in Cartoons, Leaving 20 Comments

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Imagine if Ex-Hasidim had a shul! It would be desecration...

03 Sep September Caption Contest! Win $25!

Posted at 19:34h in Cartoons 85 Comments

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It's the time of month, guys, for the caption contest. IMPORTANT...

A Hasidic woman being interviewed and asking the interviewer not to use her name

02 Sep August Caption Contest Winner

Posted at 13:28h in Cartoons 8 Comments

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Commentary by guest judge Mississippi Fred MacDowell from On the...

God is angry because he said holy shit, not holy shot

27 Aug On Honor Killings

Posted at 20:19h in Cartoons, Current Events 2 Comments

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Our history is soaked in the blood of honor killings;...

22 Aug On the Economy

Posted at 22:16h in Cartoons 4 Comments

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This is my solution to the economic crisis: boosting consumer...

19 Aug On Sex

Posted at 12:41h in Cartoons 3 Comments

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One of the most unfortunate bits of misinformation among Hasidim...

A Martian tells the Curiosity rover, Hey lady I need my space

16 Aug On invading Space

Posted at 22:27h in Cartoons, Current Events 1 Comment

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Mind you, not only long-eared Martians need space. Venusians too...

A superhero teaching pop culture by explaining how to pop someone with a gun

13 Aug On Pop Culture

Posted at 20:04h in Cartoons, Current Events 12 Comments

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Two recent frightening mass shootings in public places. Brings up...

Someone flying El Al in the $350 class, which is in a bag outside the plane

12 Aug On the El Al Giveaway

Posted at 12:15h in Cartoons, Current Events 1 Comment

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Did you hear about the El Al system glitch that...

06 Aug On Hasidic Growth

Posted at 22:44h in Cartoons 15 Comments

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The average Hasidic family, according to Wikipedia, has 8 children....

03 Aug August Caption Contest! Win $25!

Posted at 13:34h in Cartoons 60 Comments

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August Caption Contest with Guest Judge! I am excited to announce...

A Hasidic man flying, or jumping, because the Rebbe told him to jump

01 Aug July Caption Contest Winner

Posted at 20:53h in Cartoons 8 Comments

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Dearest Friends and Witty Captioners and Flying Bochurim, And now the...

God is upset because Jews are on hunger strike on Tisha B'av

29 Jul On The Fast

Posted at 01:05h in Cartoons 6 Comments

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Guest Commentary by God O Harken, What is up with you peeps?...

Mormon wives riding with their husband on a tandem motorcycle to meet a new wife

26 Jul On Mormons

Posted at 21:26h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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Commentary: I am fascinated by the FLDS Mormons. If I ever...

A waiter brings someone a tuna bagel which is a cool Hasidic dude

23 Jul On the Tuna Bagel

Posted at 22:50h in Cartoons 15 Comments

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Frum Satire has done some “serious” expositions on the Tuna...

A Rabbi asks a shiksa under a lie detector whether she's happy

17 Jul On Happiness

Posted at 21:02h in Cartoons, Leaving, My Essays 23 Comments

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"And they lived unhappily ever after". So ends the famous Hasidic...

Rabbi Teitelbuam and Marilyn Monroe as founders of Kiryas Joel, Monroe

12 Jul On Monroe

Posted at 21:35h in Cartoons, Kiryas Joel 10 Comments

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This cartoon was inspired by something I read on Monroe....

10 Jul On the Internet

Posted at 22:13h in Cartoons 18 Comments

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Turning off the internet, THAT they say, should fix everything...

09 Jul Behind the Rabbi’s Scenes

Posted at 00:04h in Cartoons 11 Comments

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What really goes on behind the scenes in Hasidic leadership...

05 Jul On Women Learning

Posted at 19:22h in Cartoons 6 Comments

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Commentary: The Talmud says "He who teaches a woman Torah, teaches...

A woman asks about being created equal from the writers of the declaration of independence

03 Jul On Independence Day

Posted at 21:42h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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All Men Are Created Equal...

A Hasidic superman flying over the crowd

02 Jul July Caption Contest! Win $25!

Posted at 22:25h in Cartoons 81 Comments

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July Caption Contest...

A modestly dressed woman is sweating in the heat and thanking someone for telling her she looks hot

28 Jun On Being Hot

Posted at 20:22h in Cartoons, Clothing, Gender, Outsiders-Looking-In 16 Comments

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So it's summer! Oh, sunny, lovely, sweaty summer. The time...

Paulino deliveries delivers a Hasidic woman's baby

26 Jun On Nida

Posted at 21:55h in Cartoons 16 Comments

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You may have heard about the Orthodox couple whose baby...

24 Jun June Caption Contest Winner!

Posted at 22:56h in Cartoons 4 Comments

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Dear readers, lurkers and awesome people who leave comments, The June...

21 Jun On Leaving

Posted at 21:15h in Cartoons, Leaving, My Essays 26 Comments

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Leaving Brooklyn...

A man at the kotel wants to bring God breakfast in bed for father's day

18 Jun On Fathers

Posted at 23:01h in Cartoons 3 Comments

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Father...

17 Jun On Father’s Day

Posted at 21:01h in Cartoons 5 Comments

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Happy Father's day to all you saintly fathers out there...

A Rabbi is giving a sermon on how heretics get stoned

15 Jun On Stoning

Posted at 19:52h in Cartoons 11 Comments

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Stoned!...

A Hasidic woman scolds girls at Sarag Lawrence College about wearing long hair

13 Jun On Satmar Lawrence College

Posted at 23:41h in Cartoons 7 Comments

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Satmar Lawrence College...

07 Jun June Caption Contest! Win $25!

Posted at 22:00h in Cartoons 58 Comments

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Note: This post will stick to the top for a...

05 Jun On Hasidic Aliens

Posted at 22:36h in Cartoons 7 Comments

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It is clear as day that Hasidim are aliens and...

04 Jun We Moved!

Posted at 22:41h in Cartoons 5 Comments

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Hello dearest readers and lurkers. As you may have noticed,...

31 May On Arranged Marriage

Posted at 11:25h in Artifacts, Cartoons, Marriage 35 Comments

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It's wonderful that the young Hasidic boy or girl is...

An (triple) ex-chasid is going to the footsteps organization for help, in the nude and with handcuffs

29 May On the X-Hasid

Posted at 17:49h in Cartoons 1 Comment

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The X-Chasid...

Stormtroopers coming to liberate chasidic women from cultural oppression

25 May On Hasidic Women

Posted at 13:39h in Analysis, Artifacts, Cartoons, Gender, Leaving, Unorthodox 34 Comments

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Recently, Hasidic women became the subject of much heated debate...

A mouse accepting the cheesecake on mount sinai

25 May On Cheese-and-Dairy parties

Posted at 11:15h in Cartoons 1 Comment

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Who could turn down cheese yodels and milk-chocolate balls and...

Moses holds up the third tablet from God with another commandment: thou shalt not go on the Internet

24 May On Banning the Internet

Posted at 08:33h in Cartoons 5 Comments

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The rally at Citifield was historic. I was outside and...

A Chasidishe woman is an internet porn star

21 May On the Internet Asifa and its Edicts

Posted at 20:25h in Cartoons 1 Comment

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Resolved: Orthodox Jews (and Jewesses too!) are only allowed to...

God is asked in an interview on Sinai if it's true that his book is not entirely accurate

21 May On Shavuos

Posted at 10:34h in Cartoons 5 Comments

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Shvuos...

May caption contest with winning caption

18 May And the winner is…

Posted at 13:57h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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Hello again, readers and contributors! After much mysterious deliberation in...

13 May On Mother’s Day and Yiddishkeit

Posted at 13:43h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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Happy Mother's Day! ...

Hasidic Ultra-Orthodox Jews sweep the dirt, child abuse and molestation and other ills, under the rug

10 May On Dirt and Floor Coverings

Posted at 21:06h in Cartoons 5 Comments

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Under the Rug...

06 May Feature Updates

Posted at 20:19h in Cartoons 0 Comments

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Hello readers! As you may have noticed, part of the exciting!...

Somone holding a sign saying "protest the ban" while a Hasidic Jew holds a sign saying "ban the protest"

04 May On Protesting

Posted at 18:25h in Cartoons 3 Comments

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Protesting...

03 May Caption Contest! Win $25!

Posted at 18:08h in Cartoons 93 Comments

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Hello dear readers and commenters and lurkers! There are many...

An Orthodox filter for the anti-internet rally that filters out women

03 May On Internet Filters

Posted at 17:48h in Cartoons 3 Comments

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An Orthodox-approved Internet-ban filter...

A collage of different beard categories belonging to different categories of people

30 Apr On Beard Catagories

Posted at 10:52h in Cartoons 4 Comments

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Beards...

26 Apr On Dating

Posted at 12:49h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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How difficult can it be, really? ...

24 Apr On the Hasidic World

Posted at 19:11h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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So who said Hasidim are not worldly? Of course they...

God in his office is upset because the filtered internet by Jnet is preventing Him from seeing everything

18 Apr On Kosher Internet

Posted at 00:24h in Cartoons 1 Comment

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God's Office...

A group of well known ex-Hasidim, but one of them has his face in covered and tzitzis still dangling

15 Apr On the Real X-Men

Posted at 23:16h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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This is from our archives: because we had the REAL...

12 Apr On the Haggadah

Posted at 13:36h in Cartoons 2 Comments

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"The wicked one, what does he say?" ...

A Hasidic man steals much more than the Afikoman from Uncle Sam

10 Apr On Stealing the Afikoman

Posted at 19:48h in Cartoons 3 Comments

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Stealing much more than the Afikoman from great uncle Sam...

26 Jan Living the (Double) Life!

Posted at 22:19h in Cartoons, Double Life 0 Comments

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The Double Life...

26 Jan In The Beginning…

Posted at 01:35h in Cartoons 0 Comments

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In The Beginning...