September 3, 2012 September Caption Contest! Win $25!
It’s the time of month, guys, for the caption contest.
IMPORTANT NOTE: In honor of the month of Ellul I am increasing the stakes. The prize will be $25 dollars PLUS complete 100% repentance of your sins, guaranteed.
And you thought the prize will be sin itself! 😉
Ok, you know the drill. Here are the rules:
- Look at my doodle and think of something
- Keep thinking because I work hard at these and I really look forward to your hairbrained ideas.
- Be ridiculous. Be spontaneous. Leave a comment. Remember to leave the email address so we can send you the money!
- Repeat 1-4 like, neurotically.
- Vote on the best comments, mostly your own.
- Goes without saying: check your votes, like, neurotically.
- Win. or Lose. or Sin – now that you’ll win.
Winner announced at the end of the month.
Thank you!
Baal Devarim
Posted at 19:41h, 03 Septemberשפרינצא, קום שנעל, לאמיר צומישן דעם שטן! פ
HH
Posted at 22:22h, 03 SeptemberBlog job.
HH
Posted at 22:22h, 03 SeptemberBlowjob.
HH
Posted at 22:27h, 03 Septemberשופר און מקוה באנזאם
HH
Posted at 22:28h, 03 Septemberתקיעות דמושכב
HH
Posted at 22:28h, 03 Septemberאפשר גאר תקיעות דמעומד
Brittany Newmark-Klein
Posted at 22:45h, 03 SeptemberThe apple and honey were better, that hotel had a jacuzzi.
Matty
Posted at 00:01h, 04 SeptemberMust. Keep. Practicing.
YS
Posted at 03:09h, 04 SeptemberTo live in a bubble, I constantly have to blow new bubbles.
YS
Posted at 03:25h, 04 SeptemberA skilful double-lifer will always blow them out of the water.
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Posted at 03:51h, 04 SeptemberAnd let me end by demonstrating what is “not” considered ?????? ???????
Groynemox
Posted at 05:43h, 04 Septemberתקיעות דמושכב
Groynemox
Posted at 06:00h, 04 SeptemberFrom the Kupat Ha’ir ‘rejected pile’.
גרוסע מיידל'ע
Posted at 06:47h, 04 Septemberdoes it really matter what you blow…
C.
Posted at 08:10h, 04 SeptemberThis way, I get to skip that looong pre-shofar speech…. Maybe I”ll become Baal Tokeiah fr the women.
Realist
Posted at 08:49h, 04 September“That’s the last time those menuvalim in 4F are going to disturb the vaibe while she soaks for mikve with their filthy animal sounds. Whoever heard of shtupping in a tub?”
J.
Posted at 09:33h, 04 SeptemberIs this what the Ruv meant when he said it’s the time of year for cleansing yourself?
PenT
Posted at 09:56h, 04 Septemberתא שמע התוקע לתוך הבור לא יצא. ואין חכם כבעל ניסיון
Shragi Getzel
Posted at 14:15h, 04 September“DEVOIRY IF YOU DON’T COME I’M GONNA HAVE TO KEEP PLAYING WITH MY SHOFER BY MYSELF”
Groynem Ox
Posted at 15:20h, 04 SeptemberBack stage at the Moshiach staging grounds.
Sam
Posted at 18:23h, 04 SeptemberWhen I stop blowing, you can stop too!
itzy
Posted at 18:31h, 04 Septemberwhy “double life” when you can have both at once?
Prag
Posted at 11:10h, 05 SeptemberThis great cartoon does not need any caption, it’s funny and deep (if you want to see it) without any text at all.
Groynem Ox
Posted at 13:59h, 05 Septemberאיכ׳ל איר ווייזן וואס הייסט בלאזן
פיני פרדמן
Posted at 05:14h, 06 September“כ’האב געהערט אז פרויען קומען אלע צו שופר בלאזן.”
shauly
Posted at 12:03h, 06 SeptemberWhy moshiach still hasn’t cum
shauly
Posted at 12:05h, 06 Septemberאון דערנאך, א דערהויבענער, האט ער זיך פארזינקען אין ים התלמיד.
Shragi Getzel
Posted at 22:20h, 06 SeptemberThe chassidim cannot see this, they can’t understand the hisbodidus I achieve in the bath.
David
Posted at 22:25h, 08 September“Yankel: Uhn der talis?!”
David
Posted at 22:31h, 08 Septemberשויתי ד’ לנגדי תמיד
David
Posted at 23:07h, 08 September…מי במים
David
Posted at 23:09h, 08 SeptemberUrban Tashlich
David
Posted at 23:12h, 08 Septemberלפני ד’ תטהרו
David
Posted at 23:19h, 08 Septemberחוני המעגל
David
Posted at 23:36h, 08 September“Cleanliness is next to G-dliness.”
David
Posted at 23:37h, 08 SeptemberTime for my annual bath
David
Posted at 23:45h, 08 September“naked before G-d” (Job 26:6)
David FootStepper
Posted at 09:15h, 09 September“Yankel, Without your talis?!”
David
Posted at 10:36h, 09 SeptemberEven Reb Levi Yitzchok of Berditchev would find this one a challenge.
David
Posted at 12:58h, 09 September“If all our wrongdoings are forgiven on Yom Kippur,” he reasoned in true talmudic style, “we become like Adam & Eve before original sin. And does not Genesis 2:25 state, ‘they were naked’?”
David
Posted at 13:37h, 09 September“But I was only following the Yom Kippur Temple Service described in my machzor: ‘the high priest stripped off his vestments and dipped in the water’!”
HH
Posted at 15:28h, 09 Septemberמאה קולות
גנוחי גנח או ילילי ילל
וי להאי שופרא
Levi Yitzhak Mi'Berditchev
Posted at 15:05h, 10 September“Who is like Your people Israel; -while spending Rosh HaShana in a spa – they’re blowing Shofar”
MrFun
Posted at 11:08h, 11 SeptemberThe שופר needs a bath too, we both smell awful.
PenT
Posted at 20:53h, 11 SeptemberFeeling horny…
David
Posted at 14:26h, 12 SeptemberStaying in shul got too much for my nerven, but how could I miss the holy mitzvah of shofer?
Ehm
Posted at 15:39h, 15 September“This Rosh Ha-Shanah I’m occupying my bathtub.”
David
Posted at 20:04h, 15 SeptemberWhy throw the shofar out with the bath water?
muffin
Posted at 17:58h, 19 Septemberblow it out your shofer!
muffin
Posted at 18:04h, 19 SeptemberQ. What do bathing and blowing shofer have in common? A. They are both meant to cleanse you.
muffin
Posted at 18:07h, 19 SeptemberI can multi task
muffin
Posted at 18:11h, 19 SeptemberI’m gonna blow this contest right
out of the water!
muffin
Posted at 18:14h, 19 SeptemberThe shoifer in the bath goes toot,oot,ot
muffin
Posted at 18:17h, 19 SeptemberWho says I’m too old to blow bubbles?
muffin
Posted at 18:20h, 19 SeptemberRub a dub dub mein
shoifer is in the tub
muffin
Posted at 18:22h, 19 September“Oy, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
muffin
Posted at 18:36h, 19 SeptemberShmuly, are you playing with my shtreimel and shoifer in the bathtub again?
muffin
Posted at 18:42h, 19 SeptemberHave me in mind. Woke up late and I could use a bath.
muffin
Posted at 21:33h, 19 September“Has anyone seen my streimel and shofer?”
muffin
Posted at 21:34h, 19 SeptemberThis is what I call good clean fun!
muffin
Posted at 21:36h, 19 SeptemberTaking a bubble bath with my shauffeur
muffin
Posted at 14:08h, 21 Septembercleansing my soul and my body with one blow
muffin
Posted at 14:14h, 21 September“pure” fun!
muffin
Posted at 14:19h, 21 Septemberholy shofer, batman! the joker’s in the tub.
muffin
Posted at 14:23h, 21 Septemberbubbles,water,tub,naked man,shofer One of these things are not like the other…one of theses things just doesn’t belong.
muffin
Posted at 14:35h, 21 Septemberthis should keep me from falling asleep in the tub
muffin
Posted at 14:40h, 21 SeptemberCleanse thyself with thy shofer…am I taking this too literally?
Anonymous
Posted at 12:35h, 23 September“He just asked to use our bathroom, Mom.”
muffin
Posted at 21:10h, 23 SeptemberHoly bath water Robin, we’ve located
the shofer. To the bat mobile!
muffin
Posted at 21:13h, 23 SeptemberBlowing and cleansing…what’s strange about dat? People do it all da time.
muffin
Posted at 21:15h, 23 SeptemberIf it bothers you…stop looking at me!
muffin
Posted at 21:16h, 23 SeptemberWhat are you staring at? You never saw a chasid blow?
muffin
Posted at 21:22h, 23 SeptemberOh God, I hope the bubbles last until I blow all the tekiyos.
muffin
Posted at 22:18h, 23 SeptemberI think I’ll soak with my horn for a while.
yentle
Posted at 17:10h, 25 SeptemberI’m gonna wash those sins right out of my hair…
yentle
Posted at 17:20h, 25 SeptemberTa, can the neighbors come over for shoifer bloozin?
yentle
Posted at 17:22h, 25 SeptemberI don’t get out much these days.
yentle
Posted at 17:23h, 25 SeptemberI’m trying to drown my sins…
Mysteriously unnamed
Posted at 00:15h, 27 SeptemberIs that a shofar in your bath tub, or you’re just happy to see me?
Mysteriously unnamed
Posted at 00:22h, 27 SeptemberThe neighbor thinks only HE can fart…
Mysteriously unnamed
Posted at 00:23h, 27 SeptemberShe asked me to surprise her, this is gonna blow her mind!
Mysteriously unnamed
Posted at 00:26h, 27 SeptemberTotty borrowed my uggs, again…
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Posted at 23:10h, 27 September“Tshuva from the comfort of my hot-tub”
Zlateh
Posted at 07:31h, 28 September“Mikvah lady, I’m ready..”
yentle
Posted at 12:10h, 04 OctoberOy Mendle, you’re such a hoot!