September Caption Contest! Win $25!

September Caption Contest! Win $25!

A man blowing a shofar in the bathtub

It’s the time of month, guys, for the caption contest.

IMPORTANT NOTE: In honor of the month of Ellul I am increasing the stakes. The prize will be $25 dollars PLUS complete 100% repentance of your sins, guaranteed.

And you thought the prize will be sin itself! 😉

Ok, you know the drill. Here are the rules:

  1. Look at my doodle and think of something
  2. Keep thinking because I work hard at these and I really look forward to your hairbrained ideas.
  3. Be ridiculous. Be spontaneous. Leave a comment. Remember to leave the email address so we can send you the money!
  4. Repeat 1-4 like, neurotically.
  5. Vote on the best comments, mostly your own.
  6. Goes without saying: check your votes, like, neurotically.
  7. Win. or Lose. or Sin – now that you’ll win.

Winner announced at the end of the month.
Thank you!

85 Comments
  • Baal Devarim
    Posted at 19:41h, 03 September Reply

    שפרינצא, קום שנעל, לאמיר צומישן דעם שטן! פ

  • HH
    Posted at 22:22h, 03 September Reply

    Blog job.

  • HH
    Posted at 22:22h, 03 September Reply

    Blowjob.

  • HH
    Posted at 22:27h, 03 September Reply

    שופר און מקוה באנזאם

  • HH
    Posted at 22:28h, 03 September Reply

    תקיעות דמושכב

  • HH
    Posted at 22:28h, 03 September Reply

    אפשר גאר תקיעות דמעומד

  • Brittany Newmark-Klein
    Posted at 22:45h, 03 September Reply

    The apple and honey were better, that hotel had a jacuzzi.

  • Matty
    Posted at 00:01h, 04 September Reply

    Must. Keep. Practicing.

  • YS
    Posted at 03:09h, 04 September Reply

    To live in a bubble, I constantly have to blow new bubbles.

  • YS
    Posted at 03:25h, 04 September Reply

    A skilful double-lifer will always blow them out of the water.

  • ???? ?????
    Posted at 03:51h, 04 September Reply

    And let me end by demonstrating what is “not” considered ?????? ???????

  • Groynemox
    Posted at 05:43h, 04 September Reply

    תקיעות דמושכב

  • Groynemox
    Posted at 06:00h, 04 September Reply

    From the Kupat Ha’ir ‘rejected pile’.

  • גרוסע מיידל'ע
    Posted at 06:47h, 04 September Reply

    does it really matter what you blow…

  • C.
    Posted at 08:10h, 04 September Reply

    This way, I get to skip that looong pre-shofar speech…. Maybe I”ll become Baal Tokeiah fr the women.

  • Realist
    Posted at 08:49h, 04 September Reply

    “That’s the last time those menuvalim in 4F are going to disturb the vaibe while she soaks for mikve with their filthy animal sounds. Whoever heard of shtupping in a tub?”

  • J.
    Posted at 09:33h, 04 September Reply

    Is this what the Ruv meant when he said it’s the time of year for cleansing yourself?

  • PenT
    Posted at 09:56h, 04 September Reply

    תא שמע התוקע לתוך הבור לא יצא. ואין חכם כבעל ניסיון

  • Shragi Getzel
    Posted at 14:15h, 04 September Reply

    “DEVOIRY IF YOU DON’T COME I’M GONNA HAVE TO KEEP PLAYING WITH MY SHOFER BY MYSELF”

  • Groynem Ox
    Posted at 15:20h, 04 September Reply

    Back stage at the Moshiach staging grounds.

  • Sam
    Posted at 18:23h, 04 September Reply

    When I stop blowing, you can stop too!

  • itzy
    Posted at 18:31h, 04 September Reply

    why “double life” when you can have both at once?

  • Prag
    Posted at 11:10h, 05 September Reply

    This great cartoon does not need any caption, it’s funny and deep (if you want to see it) without any text at all.

  • Groynem Ox
    Posted at 13:59h, 05 September Reply

    איכ׳ל איר ווייזן וואס הייסט בלאזן

  • פיני פרדמן
    Posted at 05:14h, 06 September Reply

    “כ’האב געהערט אז פרויען קומען אלע צו שופר בלאזן.”

  • shauly
    Posted at 12:03h, 06 September Reply

    Why moshiach still hasn’t cum

  • shauly
    Posted at 12:05h, 06 September Reply

    און דערנאך, א דערהויבענער, האט ער זיך פארזינקען אין ים התלמיד.

  • Shragi Getzel
    Posted at 22:20h, 06 September Reply

    The chassidim cannot see this, they can’t understand the hisbodidus I achieve in the bath.

  • David
    Posted at 22:25h, 08 September Reply

    “Yankel: Uhn der talis?!”

  • David
    Posted at 22:31h, 08 September Reply

    שויתי ד’ לנגדי תמיד

  • David
    Posted at 23:07h, 08 September Reply

    …מי במים

  • David
    Posted at 23:09h, 08 September Reply

    Urban Tashlich

  • David
    Posted at 23:12h, 08 September Reply

    לפני ד’ תטהרו

  • David
    Posted at 23:19h, 08 September Reply

    חוני המעגל

  • David
    Posted at 23:36h, 08 September Reply

    “Cleanliness is next to G-dliness.”

  • David
    Posted at 23:37h, 08 September Reply

    Time for my annual bath

  • David
    Posted at 23:45h, 08 September Reply

    “naked before G-d” (Job 26:6)

  • David FootStepper
    Posted at 09:15h, 09 September Reply

    “Yankel, Without your talis?!”

  • David
    Posted at 10:36h, 09 September Reply

    Even Reb Levi Yitzchok of Berditchev would find this one a challenge.

  • David
    Posted at 12:58h, 09 September Reply

    “If all our wrongdoings are forgiven on Yom Kippur,” he reasoned in true talmudic style, “we become like Adam & Eve before original sin. And does not Genesis 2:25 state, ‘they were naked’?”

  • David
    Posted at 13:37h, 09 September Reply

    “But I was only following the Yom Kippur Temple Service described in my machzor: ‘the high priest stripped off his vestments and dipped in the water’!”

  • HH
    Posted at 15:28h, 09 September Reply

    מאה קולות
    גנוחי גנח או ילילי ילל
    וי להאי שופרא

  • Levi Yitzhak Mi'Berditchev
    Posted at 15:05h, 10 September Reply

    “Who is like Your people Israel; -while spending Rosh HaShana in a spa – they’re blowing Shofar”

  • MrFun
    Posted at 11:08h, 11 September Reply

    The שופר needs a bath too, we both smell awful.

  • PenT
    Posted at 20:53h, 11 September Reply

    Feeling horny…

  • David
    Posted at 14:26h, 12 September Reply

    Staying in shul got too much for my nerven, but how could I miss the holy mitzvah of shofer?

  • Ehm
    Posted at 15:39h, 15 September Reply

    “This Rosh Ha-Shanah I’m occupying my bathtub.”

  • David
    Posted at 20:04h, 15 September Reply

    Why throw the shofar out with the bath water?

  • muffin
    Posted at 17:58h, 19 September Reply

    blow it out your shofer!

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:04h, 19 September Reply

    Q. What do bathing and blowing shofer have in common? A. They are both meant to cleanse you.

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:07h, 19 September Reply

    I can multi task

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:11h, 19 September Reply

    I’m gonna blow this contest right
    out of the water!

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:14h, 19 September Reply

    The shoifer in the bath goes toot,oot,ot

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:17h, 19 September Reply

    Who says I’m too old to blow bubbles?

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:20h, 19 September Reply

    Rub a dub dub mein
    shoifer is in the tub

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:22h, 19 September Reply

    “Oy, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:36h, 19 September Reply

    Shmuly, are you playing with my shtreimel and shoifer in the bathtub again?

  • muffin
    Posted at 18:42h, 19 September Reply

    Have me in mind. Woke up late and I could use a bath.

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:33h, 19 September Reply

    “Has anyone seen my streimel and shofer?”

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:34h, 19 September Reply

    This is what I call good clean fun!

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:36h, 19 September Reply

    Taking a bubble bath with my shauffeur

  • muffin
    Posted at 14:08h, 21 September Reply

    cleansing my soul and my body with one blow

  • muffin
    Posted at 14:14h, 21 September Reply

    “pure” fun!

  • muffin
    Posted at 14:19h, 21 September Reply

    holy shofer, batman! the joker’s in the tub.

  • muffin
    Posted at 14:23h, 21 September Reply

    bubbles,water,tub,naked man,shofer One of these things are not like the other…one of theses things just doesn’t belong.

  • muffin
    Posted at 14:35h, 21 September Reply

    this should keep me from falling asleep in the tub

  • muffin
    Posted at 14:40h, 21 September Reply

    Cleanse thyself with thy shofer…am I taking this too literally?

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 12:35h, 23 September Reply

    “He just asked to use our bathroom, Mom.”

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:10h, 23 September Reply

    Holy bath water Robin, we’ve located
    the shofer. To the bat mobile!

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:13h, 23 September Reply

    Blowing and cleansing…what’s strange about dat? People do it all da time.

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:15h, 23 September Reply

    If it bothers you…stop looking at me!

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:16h, 23 September Reply

    What are you staring at? You never saw a chasid blow?

  • muffin
    Posted at 21:22h, 23 September Reply

    Oh God, I hope the bubbles last until I blow all the tekiyos.

  • muffin
    Posted at 22:18h, 23 September Reply

    I think I’ll soak with my horn for a while.

  • yentle
    Posted at 17:10h, 25 September Reply

    I’m gonna wash those sins right out of my hair…

  • yentle
    Posted at 17:20h, 25 September Reply

    Ta, can the neighbors come over for shoifer bloozin?

  • yentle
    Posted at 17:22h, 25 September Reply

    I don’t get out much these days.

  • yentle
    Posted at 17:23h, 25 September Reply

    I’m trying to drown my sins…

  • Mysteriously unnamed
    Posted at 00:15h, 27 September Reply

    Is that a shofar in your bath tub, or you’re just happy to see me?

  • Mysteriously unnamed
    Posted at 00:22h, 27 September Reply

    The neighbor thinks only HE can fart…

  • Mysteriously unnamed
    Posted at 00:23h, 27 September Reply

    She asked me to surprise her, this is gonna blow her mind!

  • Mysteriously unnamed
    Posted at 00:26h, 27 September Reply

    Totty borrowed my uggs, again…

  • ?????
    Posted at 23:10h, 27 September Reply

    “Tshuva from the comfort of my hot-tub”

  • Zlateh
    Posted at 07:31h, 28 September Reply

    “Mikvah lady, I’m ready..”

  • yentle
    Posted at 12:10h, 04 October Reply

    Oy Mendle, you’re such a hoot!

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