May 3, 2012 Caption Contest! Win $25!
Hello dear readers and commenters and lurkers! There are many exciting new features coming here to our very own blog in the near future. Are you excited? We are! Keep tuned. This post will stick to the top for a while: scroll down to see newer posts. Now…
Announcing the first exciting new feature: Caption Contest!
This cartoon is in urgent need of a good caption! Leave your caption ideas in the comments; as many as you like. A winner will be selected and announced in two weeks time, at the sole discretion of the blog management. Criteria for winning are kept secret in order to increase the mystery and excitement. Void where prohibited by law. And the winner will win… twenty five REAL dollars! The kind with which you can pay the IRS. YES!
yankel
Posted at 18:36h, 03 Mayyou have a cigarette?
Shlomo
Posted at 19:09h, 03 MayDid you daven mincha already?
BHB
Posted at 19:14h, 03 MayRabbi (speaking in carttoon cloud) : Rachmona Liztlon!
Ari: How’d you know my name?
(not a contender in the contest of course) …
Shpitzle Shtrimpkind
Posted at 19:15h, 03 MayLol, BHB!
BHB
Posted at 19:16h, 03 MayIf you got a problem, why don’t you just send me an email.
Chanie
Posted at 19:20h, 03 MayOk, I’ll bite. “Hey, I recognize you – I think I’m facebook friends with your wife.”
BHB
Posted at 19:21h, 03 Mayerrr…, 7:15 IS a contender (but a poor one)….
Jay
Posted at 19:24h, 03 MayIsrael is the problem!
Anonymous
Posted at 19:25h, 03 May“You look so familiar… did I molest you as a boy?”
Loren N. Kaplan
Posted at 19:32h, 03 MayNu, I was going to comment on your Facebook page, but my internet filter didn’t let me.
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 19:47h, 03 MayDi bist geven in Mikvah?
Luzer Twersky (@twersky)
Posted at 19:49h, 03 May“Zug mir, hust nisht vus tzi teen?”
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 19:50h, 03 Mayvie iz de beis hakiseh..
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 19:53h, 03 Maytzi vus fehlt es ois
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 19:54h, 03 Mayvus shteit oif di sign
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 19:54h, 03 Mayver hut enk geshikt du
icantfightthisfeelinganymore
Posted at 19:59h, 03 May“One day, with God’s help, my children will not be able to read your sign!”
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 20:05h, 03 Mayetz zents meshugaim?
Eli
Posted at 20:05h, 03 May!רחמנה לצלן מהאי דעתה
!רחמנה לצלן מדעתה דידך
(:גמרה ב”ק יא)
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 20:07h, 03 Mayvie ken men kutenen?
David Rockerfeller
Posted at 20:09h, 03 Mayde rebbe zichrono livracha iz geven kegen de tumene internet..
BHB
Posted at 20:22h, 03 May“What time does the game start?”
Hip Hasid
Posted at 20:23h, 03 MayGO BACK INTO YOUR DIRTY INTERNET!
Hip Hasid
Posted at 20:24h, 03 MayHow much for the internet?
yoely fromer
Posted at 20:25h, 03 Mayנו התבדלות מרשעים וויאזוי קענען מיר זיך פארזאמעלן מיט מגולחים און הערן דרשות אויף ענגליש קעגן דעת התם סופר ורבינו הקדוש
Hip Hasid
Posted at 20:27h, 03 Mayאיר האט אפשר אן איבריגע אינטערנעט? שששש
Yolish der Frimer
Posted at 20:34h, 03 MayDear Yeshiva Man: is your Torah so pure like the Holy Hasidim? do you know that the Internet has more children to molest than a Chasidishe Mens Mikvah.
BHB
Posted at 20:35h, 03 MayAmazing how everyone comes out of the woodwork for 25 bucks……
Anonymous
Posted at 20:49h, 03 MayAaah, so who are you people? You must be lubavitchers.
Anonymous
Posted at 20:52h, 03 MayWe have NO OTHER PROBLEM in our holy community!
Yankel Kapoyer
Posted at 20:52h, 03 May“I know you from somewhere…”
“Facebook?”
“Oh… Never mind.”
Oscar
Posted at 21:00h, 03 MayVus iz dus “internet”?
Berl G
Posted at 21:05h, 03 MayStop child molestation filter your Internet with Verizon not questionable ISP’s….
Peggy
Posted at 21:18h, 03 MayInter WHAT?? I thought this was about intervesh! Ladies!!!???? (echo)
HH
Posted at 21:24h, 03 MayYou forgot your pants, chazir.
HH
Posted at 21:27h, 03 MayGeneration XX.
Inderheim iz dus nisht geven.
HH
Posted at 21:29h, 03 MayIr redt Yiddish?
Peggy
Posted at 21:31h, 03 Mayדא זאגן חזל אויף דעים פשט אז דאס איצם ווארט ״ “internet” איז דאך א געפערליךן מיסן לשן. וייל ווען מיר קיקן אויף דאס דאזיגן ווארט קען מען ארויסנעמן די אויתיות ט ר ע ן……במהירא בימיני אמן
Aron Soshenheim
Posted at 21:33h, 03 Mayמען טאר דאס נישט אנרופן אינטערוועש ווייל מקען האבן מחשבות זרות פון דאס ווארט אינטערנעט
Mayer J
Posted at 21:34h, 03 MayTzedakah for pidyin shevuyim?. A young father of ten sitting in jail accused of….
Ykov Yosef
Posted at 21:40h, 03 MayJoin our rally our signs was not printed by the internet or any treifene technology rch”l
Peggy
Posted at 21:48h, 03 MayWhich one comes first? You use the internet then glitch, and turn to the shtern, shpakteev or vice versa??
Rabbi Shmilovitch
Posted at 21:50h, 03 Mayמצוה לשמוע דברי חכמים
Whoever has Internet should be given over to the secular government to be punished!
Yona Yaroslowitch
Posted at 22:01h, 03 Mayמעריב! מעריב! א צענטער
Shmuel Kessler
Posted at 22:02h, 03 MayThe Internet IS the problem. We used to have magazine shops down the block. Now I have to ask my grandson for help.
reb yid
Posted at 22:07h, 03 MayInternet IS the solution to all problems!
New Age Hasid
Posted at 22:16h, 03 MayOf course not, I am not wearing any Intervesh…
Hadas
Posted at 22:20h, 03 MayThe problem is they are going to throw my great granddaughter from Bays Ruchl if I don’t stop tveeting.
Rachmuna Litzlon
Posted at 22:45h, 03 Mayכל מה דעביד רחמנא לטב עביד
Shpitzle Shtrimpkind
Posted at 23:16h, 03 MayNew Age Hasid, well, what’s the difference between intervesh and interntetz anyway?
Shpitzle Shtrimpkind
Posted at 23:19h, 03 MayOy gevald, you guys are hilarious!!!!
D.S.
Posted at 00:19h, 04 May“Judaism is not Zionism!”
D.S.
Posted at 00:20h, 04 May“shaygetz arois!”
Pini Friedman
Posted at 00:26h, 04 May“I already disagreed on Twitter. Find me @Sheina-Meidel.”
Edit by blog mangement:
D.S.
Posted at 00:26h, 04 May“Niiii, eynglish?!”
Pini Friedman
Posted at 00:36h, 04 May“That’s what Verizon said, too. They claim the problem is that I didn’t pay the bill.”
Pini Friedman
Posted at 00:41h, 04 May“ביי וועם ביסטו אן איידעם?”
D.S.
Posted at 00:52h, 04 MayNot if you buy MY filter!
Pini Friedman
Posted at 00:55h, 04 May“Exactly! The problem is with the anti-virus programs!”
FM
Posted at 01:02h, 04 Mayvot are you saying? I can only read yiddish.
A Rabinowitz
Posted at 01:04h, 04 MayEff you, why do you think there are 85 molesters roaming Boro Park?
Pini Friedman
Posted at 01:19h, 04 May“I’ve always said it’s the solution: PC virus instead of HIV virus!”
Samuel Katz
Posted at 02:10h, 04 MayHey, do you know how to get to Citi Field from Zucotti Park.
sura listig
Posted at 10:33h, 04 Mayנחום ראזענבערג ימ”ש http://nochemrosenberg.blogspot.com/
שפיצער צינדער
Posted at 10:37h, 04 Mayאז מען אינטער-טרעןט בייטאג אינטער-נעץט ען ביינאכט
menashe filop
Posted at 10:39h, 04 Maydon’t look here no boyz only ladies
LavDafke
Posted at 17:30h, 04 MayLavDafke
Posted at 17:33h, 04 MayNisht nur iz dee internet traif!es fardarbt dee mugen, nuch men est es!
Pini Friedman
Posted at 17:56h, 04 May“… and the next thing I know, she plasters our picture all over the Internet!”
LavDafke
Posted at 18:12h, 04 Mayeech hub gehert az es iz du epes a ShtrimpShpeel of der internet. Men ken zeech nisht geneek achting geben fin eer!
😉
Rachmuna Litzlon
Posted at 12:28h, 06 May“Em, antchuldikt, vus zicht etz du?”
“Um, sir, why are your peyes pointing backwards?”
Samuel Katz
Posted at 20:39h, 06 MayRabbi: “Really? It isn’t? Could you have organized this rally without the internet? I don’t think so.”
gavayn frim
Posted at 21:09h, 06 Maypeople how can anyone think that the internet is a bad thing; without the internet shpitzele would never be a cartoonist and we wouldn’t be able to have all the fun here!!
Velvel
Posted at 10:53h, 07 Mayכ’האב נאך גוט געקענט דיין זיידן עליו השלום, א וואילער יוד געוועזן. אוי רבונו של עולם פארוואס איז זיך איהם געקומען אזא ביטערן עונש?
Trapped
Posted at 09:47h, 09 May” PROBLREM? We don’t have any problems here. “
Sim
Posted at 21:18h, 10 MayNot the problem? Have you seen the state of my wife?
Shmuly
Posted at 21:21h, 10 MayChaptzem!
Sim
Posted at 21:24h, 10 MayIT IS not NICE TO SHOUT ON THE INTERNET.
Sim
Posted at 21:28h, 10 MayAl Qaeda Meshugoim, is there drugs in your Nescafe?
Sim
Posted at 21:36h, 10 MayQuite right, that’s why the Rebbe banned the Asifa.
געפילטע פיש
Posted at 17:54h, 14 May…מיין מלמד’ס ווייטע בליק… ער האט נאר מאלעסטעד די וואס זענען ממילא צום סוף אראפ פון דרך
Pesach
Posted at 17:41h, 15 MayTeheran, Israel
Leapa
Posted at 17:42h, 15 MayBut at least it distracts from the problem.
גערשאנאווסקי
Posted at 22:53h, 15 Mayאיר זענט אויך געקומען פראטעסטירן די ציונות?
גערשאנאווסקי
Posted at 22:54h, 15 Mayדער רבי האט געזאגט אז ציונות איז די ניסיון פונעם דור. די רבי האט געהאט א ווייטען בליק!
גערשאנאווסקי
Posted at 00:08h, 17 Mayשטיי נישט דא, דו מאכסט א חילול השם
And the winner is… « Oy Vey Cartoons
Posted at 13:57h, 18 May[…] and contributors! After much mysterious deliberation in shadowy corners of existence the winner of the contest
ES
Posted at 10:36h, 24 MayDidn’t you get he email we sent you about printing the sign in yiddish?
Shpitzig Shtrengkind
Posted at 10:43h, 24 MayWhich email are you referring to ES, and to which email did you send it to?
ES
Posted at 10:36h, 24 MayJune Caption Contest! Win $25! >> Oy Vey Cartoons
Posted at 21:56h, 21 June[…] part of the mystery. Exciting! Here, the cartoon… but first, let me thank all the entrants in last month’s caption contest. Thank you! You make this blog what it is. Yes, yes, the cartoon: Therapy […]
June Caption Contest! Win $25! >> Oy Vey Cartoons
Posted at 21:56h, 21 June[…] part of the mystery. Exciting! Here, the cartoon… but first, let me thank all the entrants in last month’s caption contest. Thank you! You make this blog what it is. Yes, yes, the cartoon: Therapy […]
June Caption Contest! Win $25! >> Oy Vey Cartoons
Posted at 21:56h, 21 June[…] part of the mystery. Exciting! Here, the cartoon… but first, let me thank all the entrants in last month’s caption contest. Thank you! You make this blog what it is. Yes, yes, the cartoon: Therapy […]