Caption Contest! Win $25!

Caption Contest! Win $25!

Hello dear readers and commenters and lurkers! There are many exciting new features coming here to our very own blog in the near future. Are you excited? We are! Keep tuned. This post will stick to the top for a while: scroll down to see newer posts. Now…

Announcing the first exciting new feature: Caption Contest!

The Internet is NOT the problem sign

This cartoon is in urgent need of a good caption! Leave your caption ideas in the comments; as many as you like. A winner will be selected and announced in two weeks time, at the sole discretion of the blog management. Criteria for winning are kept secret in order to increase the mystery and excitement. Void where prohibited by law. And the winner will win… twenty five REAL dollars! The kind with which you can pay the IRS. YES!

  • yankel
    Posted at 18:36h, 03 May Reply

    you have a cigarette?

  • Shlomo
    Posted at 19:09h, 03 May Reply

    Did you daven mincha already?

  • BHB
    Posted at 19:14h, 03 May Reply

    Rabbi (speaking in carttoon cloud) : Rachmona Liztlon!
    Ari: How’d you know my name?
    (not a contender in the contest of course) …

  • Shpitzle Shtrimpkind
    Posted at 19:15h, 03 May Reply

    Lol, BHB!

  • BHB
    Posted at 19:16h, 03 May Reply

    If you got a problem, why don’t you just send me an email.

  • Chanie
    Posted at 19:20h, 03 May Reply

    Ok, I’ll bite. “Hey, I recognize you – I think I’m facebook friends with your wife.”

  • BHB
    Posted at 19:21h, 03 May Reply

    errr…, 7:15 IS a contender (but a poor one)….

  • Jay
    Posted at 19:24h, 03 May Reply

    Israel is the problem!

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 19:25h, 03 May Reply

    “You look so familiar… did I molest you as a boy?”

  • Loren N. Kaplan
    Posted at 19:32h, 03 May Reply

    Nu, I was going to comment on your Facebook page, but my internet filter didn’t let me.

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 19:47h, 03 May Reply

    Di bist geven in Mikvah?

  • Luzer Twersky (@twersky)
    Posted at 19:49h, 03 May Reply

    “Zug mir, hust nisht vus tzi teen?”

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 19:50h, 03 May Reply

    vie iz de beis hakiseh..

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 19:53h, 03 May Reply

    tzi vus fehlt es ois

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 19:54h, 03 May Reply

    vus shteit oif di sign

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 19:54h, 03 May Reply

    ver hut enk geshikt du

  • icantfightthisfeelinganymore
    Posted at 19:59h, 03 May Reply

    “One day, with God’s help, my children will not be able to read your sign!”

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 20:05h, 03 May Reply

    etz zents meshugaim?

  • Eli
    Posted at 20:05h, 03 May Reply

    !רחמנה לצלן מהאי דעתה
    !רחמנה לצלן מדעתה דידך
    (:גמרה ב”ק יא)

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 20:07h, 03 May Reply

    vie ken men kutenen?

  • David Rockerfeller
    Posted at 20:09h, 03 May Reply

    de rebbe zichrono livracha iz geven kegen de tumene internet..

  • BHB
    Posted at 20:22h, 03 May Reply

    “What time does the game start?”

  • Hip Hasid
    Posted at 20:23h, 03 May Reply


  • Hip Hasid
    Posted at 20:24h, 03 May Reply

    How much for the internet?

  • yoely fromer
    Posted at 20:25h, 03 May Reply

    נו התבדלות מרשעים וויאזוי קענען מיר זיך פארזאמעלן מיט מגולחים און הערן דרשות אויף ענגליש קעגן דעת התם סופר ורבינו הקדוש

  • Hip Hasid
    Posted at 20:27h, 03 May Reply

    איר האט אפשר אן איבריגע אינטערנעט? שששש

  • Yolish der Frimer
    Posted at 20:34h, 03 May Reply

    Dear Yeshiva Man: is your Torah so pure like the Holy Hasidim? do you know that the Internet has more children to molest than a Chasidishe Mens Mikvah.

  • BHB
    Posted at 20:35h, 03 May Reply

    Amazing how everyone comes out of the woodwork for 25 bucks……

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 20:49h, 03 May Reply

    Aaah, so who are you people? You must be lubavitchers.

  • Anonymous
    Posted at 20:52h, 03 May Reply

    We have NO OTHER PROBLEM in our holy community!

  • Yankel Kapoyer
    Posted at 20:52h, 03 May Reply

    “I know you from somewhere…”
    “Oh… Never mind.”

  • Oscar
    Posted at 21:00h, 03 May Reply

    Vus iz dus “internet”?

  • Berl G
    Posted at 21:05h, 03 May Reply

    Stop child molestation filter your Internet with Verizon not questionable ISP’s….

  • Peggy
    Posted at 21:18h, 03 May Reply

    Inter WHAT?? I thought this was about intervesh! Ladies!!!???? (echo)

  • HH
    Posted at 21:24h, 03 May Reply

    You forgot your pants, chazir.

  • HH
    Posted at 21:27h, 03 May Reply

    Generation XX.
    Inderheim iz dus nisht geven.

  • HH
    Posted at 21:29h, 03 May Reply

    Ir redt Yiddish?

  • Peggy
    Posted at 21:31h, 03 May Reply

    דא זאגן חזל אויף דעים פשט אז דאס איצם ווארט ״ “internet” איז דאך א געפערליךן מיסן לשן. וייל ווען מיר קיקן אויף דאס דאזיגן ווארט קען מען ארויסנעמן די אויתיות ט ר ע ן……במהירא בימיני אמן

  • Aron Soshenheim
    Posted at 21:33h, 03 May Reply

    מען טאר דאס נישט אנרופן אינטערוועש ווייל מקען האבן מחשבות זרות פון דאס ווארט אינטערנעט

  • Mayer J
    Posted at 21:34h, 03 May Reply

    Tzedakah for pidyin shevuyim?. A young father of ten sitting in jail accused of….

  • Ykov Yosef
    Posted at 21:40h, 03 May Reply

    Join our rally our signs was not printed by the internet or any treifene technology rch”l

  • Peggy
    Posted at 21:48h, 03 May Reply

    Which one comes first? You use the internet then glitch, and turn to the shtern, shpakteev or vice versa??

  • Rabbi Shmilovitch
    Posted at 21:50h, 03 May Reply

    מצוה לשמוע דברי חכמים
    Whoever has Internet should be given over to the secular government to be punished!

  • Yona Yaroslowitch
    Posted at 22:01h, 03 May Reply

    מעריב! מעריב! א צענטער

  • Shmuel Kessler
    Posted at 22:02h, 03 May Reply

    The Internet IS the problem. We used to have magazine shops down the block. Now I have to ask my grandson for help.

  • reb yid
    Posted at 22:07h, 03 May Reply

    Internet IS the solution to all problems!

  • New Age Hasid
    Posted at 22:16h, 03 May Reply

    Of course not, I am not wearing any Intervesh…

  • Hadas
    Posted at 22:20h, 03 May Reply

    The problem is they are going to throw my great granddaughter from Bays Ruchl if I don’t stop tveeting.

  • Rachmuna Litzlon
    Posted at 22:45h, 03 May Reply

    כל מה דעביד רחמנא לטב עביד

  • Shpitzle Shtrimpkind
    Posted at 23:16h, 03 May Reply

    New Age Hasid, well, what’s the difference between intervesh and interntetz anyway?

  • Shpitzle Shtrimpkind
    Posted at 23:19h, 03 May Reply

    Oy gevald, you guys are hilarious!!!!

  • D.S.
    Posted at 00:19h, 04 May Reply

    “Judaism is not Zionism!”

  • D.S.
    Posted at 00:20h, 04 May Reply

    “shaygetz arois!”

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 00:26h, 04 May Reply

    “I already disagreed on Twitter. Find me @Sheina-Meidel.”
    Edit by blog mangement:

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 00:36h, 04 May Reply

    “That’s what Verizon said, too. They claim the problem is that I didn’t pay the bill.”

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 00:41h, 04 May Reply

    “ביי וועם ביסטו אן איידעם?”

  • D.S.
    Posted at 00:52h, 04 May Reply

    Not if you buy MY filter!

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 00:55h, 04 May Reply

    “Exactly! The problem is with the anti-virus programs!”

  • FM
    Posted at 01:02h, 04 May Reply

    vot are you saying? I can only read yiddish.

  • A Rabinowitz
    Posted at 01:04h, 04 May Reply

    Eff you, why do you think there are 85 molesters roaming Boro Park?

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 01:19h, 04 May Reply

    “I’ve always said it’s the solution: PC virus instead of HIV virus!”

  • Samuel Katz
    Posted at 02:10h, 04 May Reply

    Hey, do you know how to get to Citi Field from Zucotti Park.

  • sura listig
    Posted at 10:33h, 04 May Reply

    נחום ראזענבערג ימ”ש

  • שפיצער צינדער
    Posted at 10:37h, 04 May Reply

    אז מען אינטער-טרעןט בייטאג אינטער-נעץט ען ביינאכט

  • menashe filop
    Posted at 10:39h, 04 May Reply

    don’t look here no boyz only ladies

  • LavDafke
    Posted at 17:30h, 04 May Reply

    Shmuel Kessler :
    The Internet IS the problem. We used to have magazine shops down the block. Now I have to ask my grandson for help.

  • LavDafke
    Posted at 17:33h, 04 May Reply

    Nisht nur iz dee internet traif!es fardarbt dee mugen, nuch men est es!

  • Pini Friedman
    Posted at 17:56h, 04 May Reply

    “… and the next thing I know, she plasters our picture all over the Internet!”

  • LavDafke
    Posted at 18:12h, 04 May Reply

    eech hub gehert az es iz du epes a ShtrimpShpeel of der internet. Men ken zeech nisht geneek achting geben fin eer!

  • Rachmuna Litzlon
    Posted at 12:28h, 06 May Reply

    “Em, antchuldikt, vus zicht etz du?”
    “Um, sir, why are your peyes pointing backwards?”

  • Samuel Katz
    Posted at 20:39h, 06 May Reply

    Rabbi: “Really? It isn’t? Could you have organized this rally without the internet? I don’t think so.”

  • gavayn frim
    Posted at 21:09h, 06 May Reply

    people how can anyone think that the internet is a bad thing; without the internet shpitzele would never be a cartoonist and we wouldn’t be able to have all the fun here!!

  • Velvel
    Posted at 10:53h, 07 May Reply

    כ’האב נאך גוט געקענט דיין זיידן עליו השלום, א וואילער יוד געוועזן. אוי רבונו של עולם פארוואס איז זיך איהם געקומען אזא ביטערן עונש?

  • Trapped
    Posted at 09:47h, 09 May Reply

    ” PROBLREM? We don’t have any problems here. “

  • Sim
    Posted at 21:18h, 10 May Reply

    Not the problem? Have you seen the state of my wife?

  • Shmuly
    Posted at 21:21h, 10 May Reply


  • Sim
    Posted at 21:24h, 10 May Reply


  • Sim
    Posted at 21:28h, 10 May Reply

    Al Qaeda Meshugoim, is there drugs in your Nescafe?

  • Sim
    Posted at 21:36h, 10 May Reply

    Quite right, that’s why the Rebbe banned the Asifa.

  • געפילטע פיש
    Posted at 17:54h, 14 May Reply

    …מיין מלמד’ס ווייטע בליק… ער האט נאר מאלעסטעד די וואס זענען ממילא צום סוף אראפ פון דרך

  • Pesach
    Posted at 17:41h, 15 May Reply

    Teheran, Israel

  • Leapa
    Posted at 17:42h, 15 May Reply

    But at least it distracts from the problem.

  • גערשאנאווסקי
    Posted at 22:53h, 15 May Reply

    איר זענט אויך געקומען פראטעסטירן די ציונות?

  • גערשאנאווסקי
    Posted at 22:54h, 15 May Reply

    דער רבי האט געזאגט אז ציונות איז די ניסיון פונעם דור. די רבי האט געהאט א ווייטען בליק!

  • גערשאנאווסקי
    Posted at 00:08h, 17 May Reply

    שטיי נישט דא, דו מאכסט א חילול השם

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    Posted at 13:57h, 18 May Reply

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  • ES
    Posted at 10:36h, 24 May Reply

    Didn’t you get he email we sent you about printing the sign in yiddish?

    • Shpitzig Shtrengkind
      Posted at 10:43h, 24 May Reply

      Which email are you referring to ES, and to which email did you send it to?

  • ES
    Posted at 10:36h, 24 May Reply

    ES :

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